Heads up! Incoming! This Reality Check is gonna hurt. Good!
If you don’t know my personal history in sex work or my contributions to the industry, then you are not gonna like this! Turns out… I might be a real person 😲
Look away. Protect yourself. Don’t be tempted. It’s not worth it ! It’s just gonna piss you off!!
You don’t need any more stress.
If you do know my story, this is the first time in 10 years I’ve ever posted a visual of it. I have never posted anything from my personal life. I have always kept both lives entirely separate from each other.
I have a couple observations:
Nobody mistreats me in the real world. People fucking love me. Parents love me. Grandparents love me. Peoples kids love me. Strangers love me. Employees love me. Teenagers love me. Like everyone wants to talk to me and hang out with me every time I leave the house. That’s not bullshit. That’s real life to me.
I had to give my number to somebody this morning at like 7am to this guy at the gas station. I did not even shower today, no make up, didn’t put an outfit on, I’m wearing an old tie-dye shirt from Old Navy that says gushers on it, like the fruit snack. Nothing special. I look like a scrub. That guy was all over my shit this morning! People are just drawn to me. I don’t know why? I’m trying to be an unfriendly bitch. No work. 🤣 do you know how many times I’ve given out my phone number this week?? it sucks. I’m flattered, but for fucks sake I wish I could just be left alone for once.
In my entire life, everyone has always loved me and been so nice to me. People are proud of me. They support me. They’re constantly asking for updates. They want to know about my family. They asked me about papers. I wrote years ago when I was still in school. They asked me for advice. People respect the hell out of me.
The only people who would ever be nasty to me are the fucking weirdo losers on the Internet. 😅 a tale as old as time. Nothing new.
It’s always some keyboard warrior In their grandma’s basement pounding away being a bad ass. At these delusional idiots are loud and proud. They don’t even know what they’re mad about. They just hate me for some reason.
One girl said it was because another girl was talking shit on me. Cool, Buddy. I would definitely not be friends with that girl anymore if I was her. First, it’s one jealous loser trying to hurt me and bring me down by forming her little army against me?! 🤣🤣 that’s weird shit, second, she’s wrong as fuck about what she said and about her behavior? Double whammy. 😅 third, she’s definitely going to do that to you as well. She’s not your friend. 🤪 Fourth, if you are dumb enough to jump off the building just because you saw someone else doing it - you should jump off the building following the right person. There’s no reason to jump to your death when you could easily take a different direction. I’m sure your mother explained it to you.
it is incredible that these weird fuckers harassed me all day on Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, & send me Daley messages on my anonymous Q&A apps.
They are literally obsessed with me. Probably a very unhealthy, unsafe, Extreme way.
Do you want to know the truth?
The only reason I’m being mistreated at all is because I am a sex worker. That sounds insane. I know. It is self loathing. They are proud to be sex workers. But they are deeply ashamed & believe in harmful Stereotypes. They think it’s laughable & impossible for me to have gone to school or have any personal achievements of my own. They tell everyone that they can that I am a horrible, awful, drunk, fucked up, drugged out, out of control provider.
😂 who me? Excuse me? You’re talking to me?? For real? Hmmmm …. That’s obviously the farthest fucking thing from me. So what you’re telling the class is that you made it up? interesting! Can you share your reasoning with everyone else? What is the end goal? Were you just gonna come after me until I slit my wrist? How do you benefit? Genuinely curious about what the fuck is wrong with you?
I didn’t say anything about it for eight months. Because I think it’s hilarious that you would even try to suggest that I was anything like that. Anyone who has ever met me knows that’s not true. anyone who thinks it’s true does not know me has never met me. I love drinking and drugs and doing all sorts of shit but you know what? I’m also grown up. I run a household. I have a family. I don’t know when you think am getting fucked up all the time. I could if I wanted to. Fuck you I’m American! I can do what the fuck I want. So you can back the fuck off your moral high ground. We don’t judge people around here for anything except being a fucking asshole.
Hilariously, one of my very first viral tweets - because I am actually one of the people who shaped sex with Twitter. You’re welcome. - my first viral tweet was a long list of people that I was willing to see and the very last thing said “ I don’t see assholes.”
I remember some girls were trying to copy my tweet as if it was their original & a ton of guys immediately called them mad on and forwarded the tweets to me. My account is gone. But I bet there are a lot of my old tweets copied that still exist. I actually see a lot of my old tweets recycled all the time. I think girls use it because they think it’s just a standard thing everyone does. I will tell you it isn’t. It started with me. That is so funny! Telling me off that I’m a fucking loser when you are most definitely the loser, honey. I gave you an opportunity sell off of the boards and you were spending your opportunity trying to tear me down? Fuck you. 🥰
Like I said, that’s you being a loser on the Internet. It doesn’t change the situation. I am incredible. I am a good kind person. I have worked my ass off. I made serious contributions to this industry. I continue to work very hard for the benefit of all and provide resources publicly available because I believe in harm reduction.
I don’t care that you treat me like shit. I still think that you should be safe safe even if you’re a dumb bitch. I want you to get your ass handed to you? Absolutely. Little course correction would be good for you. But I actually really want you to be safe forever. That’s just who I am in my heart. Everyone deserves to be safe. Everyone deserves to work. Everyone deserves peace. Everyone deserves food on the table. Everyone deserves stability. Everyone deserves to be happy. even dumb Cunty miserable ugly fucked up pathetic losers like you. Everyone gets to be safe.
that will never change. Everyone means everyone means everyone.
Whenever you’re done being a piece of shit, you are more than welcome to come kick it with me. We can bond over how you hated me. And I can talk about how you are. It’ll be great. Learning growing maturing, these are good goals for you. I would love to see that happen. It can’t happen if I don’t give you Grace. I gave you Grace because I want you to grow. That is my gift to you. It probably won’t happen again. I am uniquely, generous to people in that way.
And as you can see - people fucking love me! I’m hilarious, I’m fun, I’m outgoing, I’m exciting, I’m driven, I have an insane work ethic, I do incredible things, you will never meet another person like me for the rest of your life!!
I hope you take my offer a friendship while you can. If you don’t, I still want you to be safe. But it looks like you’re definitely not ever gonna be safe because of your terrible fucked up judgment. You are responsible for yourself. Que sera, sera!
I hope you silly things have a great and wonderful day. Enjoy looking at a tiny little snippet of my life. I never talk about it. I’ve never posted pictures of it. No one asks either. I have been in the industry for a long time. I just assumed everyone still knew all about me. I don’t know shit & when I tell you, you think I’m lying?
OK, well that’s because you think fucked up things about sex workers. You don’t know anything about me except the fact that I am sex worker. You all of your fucked up opinions on me slowly being a sex worker. In the real world, no one would dare treat me like this. They never have. It’s quite the opposite where everyone loves me and showers me with praise and attention. They are not surprised, but still very impressed when I start mentioning my achievements. I don’t even tell them what I did in the industry. I just talk about a couple of things before the industry and people are so in all of me. For so many people to treat me like shit without knowing me? It’s definitely because I’m a sex worker. It’s not a universal thing in any other way. It’s specifically limited to sex workers?! it’s impossible for me to be smart or correct or intelligent or honest when I talk about my education, lifestyle, achievements, things I’m proud of, things I want, the issues that are important to me…. Because I’m a sex worker?
I mean, you literally don’t know me so… what else you got to go off of? You don’t even know me and you’re shitting all over me. For everyone to see on multiple different social media apps within the community?! that’s deranged behavior. You should wise up and at least do it privately. But publicly?! of the Internet and screenshots? You got all your links. And you’re going to stay in the industry. You think it’s a smart move fuck with me or to fuck with any sex worker you think beneath you?? I don’t see you mistreating client accounts publicly like this?? it is specifically saved violently for sex workers.
You got a lot of shadow work to do, honey. Don’t all that in your heart. It’s not good for you.
Ask me, I’m confident insecure in myself. I’m full of love+ positivity. When you get your shit together, hit me up. But not before then. You’re on your own with that one. Make it quick. We don’t got all day.
I am gonna go take a shower and put on something red because I am going to surprise some cutie with brand new content. He had a bad day. I’m gonna make him smile. I love to make people smile.
I hope it made you smile today! You laughed With me, you laughed at me, or you smiled because you enjoyed seeing the “real me” for the first time in your life and it was more magnificent than you could’ve imagined. 😊
I will continue to bless your timelines & your inboxes with all sorts of goodies today. No guarantees. Except for people who cash app me - that is always guaranteed! It has an immediate effect. It gets you exactly exactly what you want when you want it how you want it. That’s one of the most exciting features of updating a companion. normal girls aren’t like this.
I am a high value, top-tier, elite, precocious, ineffable, once in a lifetime kind of woman as an individual. Combine that with my commitment and dedication to excellent service., you are really, never gonna find a girl like me ever again. I will fucking ruin you. You’re gonna be super pissed. It happens all the time. There’s nothing I can do about it. You’re gonna think all girls are like me because you think we are the same online but….. quantity quality. Sorry, man.
I started on Backpage doing $50 tricks. It’s not like I set out to be famous or anything. We literally had no money and no food. I didn’t have a bank account. Literally no access to digital funds at all. I never intended to do anything except make it another 24 hours. Everything that’s ever happened since then has been a whirlwind. But I never intended to be great or anything. I didn’t even know that was an option. I didn’t know guys could be cool. I didn’t know I would want to spend any time with a dude. You can imagine how quickly everything changed.
Things only ever got easier and better for me. My expectations were low as fuck. I didn’t want to die. that was about it. guys would ask me for my “rules” and all I wanted was $50 and please don’t leave any visible marks on my body…. That’s super fucked up. I didn’t think so at the time. I was OK with the arrangement. The things people bitch about now are hilarious to me because they could never have survived the boards if they are pissy and bitching now. Literally made it as easiest fucking possible and they’re still ungrateful Cunts. They more abusive, more harmful, insanely more dangerous than clients ever were. It’s very scary. You need to pay attention for these people every time you see it. Its not he he ha ha, ha when all of a sudden, it’s you.
People are super respectful and kind to me in the real world. The only people who mistreat harassed and abuse me our sex workers? I don’t even know who the fuck they are. The only thing I know is how obsessed they are with me. If you wanna fuck all you Gotta do is pay me, honey. I’ll rock your world!
If you need a little sexual relief, you got my number. I’m available today & all week! Let’s get you into a good headspace. Life can be so easy breezy when you are feeling good about yourself, you’re focused, you have value, you contribute as part of the community to the whole, it’s endless good things when you open yourself up to a world of Hope and possibilities.
You deserve good things. I want to be one of them.
You know what? Let’s watch that video again. It’s a beautiful thing to see. There is a special kind of magic within me. My light shines so bright. All I have to do is be true to myself. I wish this for everyone.
Strong women - may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.
Oh my God, look how fucking cute I am!😍 AWE I am adorable. I have always been this fucking cute. Oh I may have made some stupid decisions in my life, but at least I ain’t ugly. Thank you sweet baby Jesus for blessing me! I am a cute, fun, adorable girl forever. Funny when people try to make fun of the sound of my voice. I ain’t got a problem with it! i’m precious. 😋
Send me a CashApp if you like my video. You have never seen me in real life. Everything I’ve claimed to be true about my individual self is verifiably proven with a picture in there. (Cash app me if you don’t like the video and want me to take it down and redo it.) Made the best player win!
When you watch the video, Can you pick out all of the Heather Riley fun facts? All the big ones are covered. Give me your best shot. I want to know what you can figure out. And go ahead and tell me what you think is a red herring. You know I’ll be fucking with you sometimes! Make sure I’m not doing it now. 🤪 maybe you’re about to get Rick rolled. It’s fifth grade again. I love rolling people. Did I do to you? I might have… guess we have to watch him find out.
Send me a Cash App and text me your list! I’ll tell you what you got right and what you got wrong. Monday does not have to suck. I’m the one that sucks. I mean… ( your penis ) 😅 $TigerLuxe let’s play, you might get titties!! Text me your list of Heather Riley fun facts!!!
Oh my God! Do you remember a couple days ago I posted about my first website? I made an offer that if you remembered my original domain I would reward you with naughty content. Well, when I wrote that, I was really sad because I thought I had lost a picture to time, I thought I would never get it back, I didn’t know I didn’t save it, I haven’t thought of this in a long time, but when I realized I didn’t have me like a ton of bricks and I was grieving a serious loss. I might’ve found it! I don’t wanna get too excited just yet but I think I might’ve found it. I don’t want to double check because I don’t wanna be wrong. If I am wrong, I really hope someone out there on the Internet has a copy of it and find me so we can link up. I really want that fucking photo. I asked someone the other day if my dress meant & it didn’t. It fucking sucks because it’s a very famous Heather Riley dress. He didn’t even know. He didn’t care. I really care. My life and my career are so fucking important to me. I am absolutely devastated if I don’t have the photo. If you’ve been following me at all for a long time, you would know it instantly. I bet a bunch of you guys guys are probably surprised. I still have the dress. I totally have everything I’ve ever been given! I don’t get rid of anything. At first, I was just being a hoarder. But now I’m intentional. It matters so much to my soul. Life gets really complicated 10 years in. It’s such a permanent part of me now. Oh well! Onwards and upwards. Keep your fingers crossed I have the photo. I really want it so bad! 😤
I have no idea what you were expecting but I hope I didn’t disappoint you. I’m a lot of high energy fun. But the drama only exist in the industry. If you thought I was going to be some dramatic asshole, Sorry to disappoint. I’m OK with that. LOL I feel feel like I’m pretty normal. I always assumed everyone else was just like me. Normal people doing shit. Now I feel like I might be the only one.
It is low-key stressful. Still learning new things 10 years in! That’s crazy. If your less then 10 years in doing full-time full service work around the clock, you still don’t know as much as I do. And you should not be talking over me. That’s so fucking dumb. Cut it out before you get hurt. Everyone gets to go home safe. Even the worst people. Everyone is safe or no one is safe.
Make good choices!
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(if you’re a good boy, I’ll let you add your own personal photo to my cumshot collection…)
**updating my scheduled tour offers later today, so if you’re out of town then please let me know which dates works best for you if you are not flexible, I am not a touring provider, I do not spend my life hopping from town to town to town. I put out offers but the dates I pick are super random. They just kindalook good. They don’t mean anything. I could go anywhere at any time for any reason. You guys are the ones with the impossible schedules!
Do not ask me every month when I’m coming if you are not also trying to pre-book. This game sucks. 🤣 it makes my pussy dry as sandpaper. Gross! I’m a squirter so why the fuck would you want me to be dry? Weird! Love watching me, squirt and here you are drying me up like a fucking prune with your weird shit. HONEY A GUARANTEED FUCKING THING. 😅 quit playing with your dick. That’s my job. If you see your city listed confirm with a pre-book! If you don’t see your city listed, why the fuck didn’t you tell me to list your city? If the dates don’t work for you, you should definitely let me know which dates so we can rearrange around you.
You picking up when I’m throwing down? good. 😊 you only have to be a gentleman to get through the door…. 😉
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