As I was typing up my black post and formatting it, guess what happened?
You betcha!
Booking is supposed to happen in 1-3 mrsssages.
Only contact me if you are trying to book. Do not contact me if you are not ready to book. Under no circumstances, should you ever expect an immediate response? I will respond immediately if I can. But there is amount of reasonableness for me to respond.
I strongly encourage everyone to pre-book at least 24 hours in advance if a certain date and time is important to you and if you don’t want any stress in trying to put together a nice time.
This guy creates 100% of his own problems.
I can take an hour to respond. maybe I’ll take 12 months? I have a nudge policy . My phones always in my hand. You in my messages on every app, but CashApp??? You expect me to jump on your dick for no reason? Do you think that really gets me going?
I expect that you will be looking out for me and will respond immediately because you want to book the date. If you didn’t want to book the date, why did you text me? It’s not like I know who you are and texted you because I wanted you? I offer professional companionship and you responded to my services. Slow your roll, Donkey Kong.
You text me, I thought you wanted me. You leave me on read for hours? That’s fucking weird. Everyone knows that disrespectful. I have a folder full of memes about being left on read. Don’t be a dumbass. You know what you did. We’ve been knew!
if you gotta go to work and you can’t talk, then you should not be messaging me at the same time. I don’t know how you made a foreign life without figuring that out, but I’m glad I’m here to help. You should definitely wait until you’re out of work to message me. If you can’t talk to me, that is not my problem, but you have now made a problem for you.
Do you know what’s screening is? It is not a reference or real world information. It is the process in which you go through for a sex card to determine if you are a safe person or not a person. Screening is to keep safe. That guy just screened himself out of the running. He thinks being a dick like that is appropriate but for me, it’s an easy no because he’s not qualified in any way to see me ever.
We’re not kidding when we show you the Drake meme. If it doesn’t happen like that in the first message I know you’re shitty & you can’t get the date.
Most guys just put on an act to to get laid. Didn’t even want to put up an act so you can get what you wanted?? he’s so embarrassing!! he’s probably shitty to girls in real life too. He snapped back at them?! he makes excuses, insults, degrading. Dehumanizing. It’s insane because the natural response should’ve been. Oh sorry I was busy and then you move on. Fucking violent!! Thank God I didn’t go! I don’t wanna die! Not today, Satan.
He’s obviously never read any of the client guides. He is probably shit with women in the real world. He probably fucks up with hookers a lot too. He probably thinks all women are mean and terrible! He doesn’t realize how wonderful and loving clients are. Why the fuck would I ever want to be with someone like that? I would not have spent the last 10 years of my life in this industry full-time year-round if everyone sucks like that?! oh hell no I’m too pretty for that. And I’m educated as fuck. And I’m an entrepreneur and I’ve already been successful of business!!
he’s just a piece of shit. Nobody made him be that way. It’s just who he is in his character. There’s nothing you can do about it. “When someone tells you who they are believe them the first time.” there’s some fucked up with these dudes. I definitely did not spend the last 10 years with anyone like him. I’ve been having a great time doing a bunch of cool stuff with awesome guys!!
I’m never lowering my standards, but gentlemen, you are always encouraged to be excellent not just for me before as well. Your character is defined by how you treat people when no one else is looking. You decide you’re gonna be. I encourage you to be a good man, and I encourage you to have a good time when the opportunity presents itself.
I don’t need to talk about this. 🥱 You know how to make appointments with everyone else. I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t turn into an emotional bitch if you’re dog groomer had to reschedule your haircut lady couldn’t make it in? Sure you’d be like that’s fine no problem. I don’t know something not this! I know when I wanna go to lollapalooza that the tickets are going to sell out very quick so I need to jump on it if I want it!
He’s literally not behaving in any way that would indicate sincerity or genuine interest. He literally went straight to being a fuck ass boy. I hate him! That shit is scary to see because we are already afraid us in the middle of a date and now I see how quickly you can switch up on me before the date even happens or anything? It took one message and he already lost his fucking mind and attacking me?? he was just trying to fuck a second ago?? How are women supposed to feel safe? We are supposed to feel safe!
But fuck you, merely safe has never been my bar! I do not just expect for suitors to be on their best behavior & give me the world because I am offering elite experiences in return! We are society best. If you don’t fit in, you don’t fit in I guess. He don’t fit in.
this behavior would never get you a date in the real world and it sure as fuck is not getting you a date with me. The more he cheats people poor, the more people respond poorly, and then he confirms to himself that people are awful, and he doubles down on being an asshole. it is a cycle can’t pull out of it.
It’s so weird because why do they message me in the first place?? Blowjobs? Why the fuck is it so serious and weird….fucking weirdo
I’m not gonna gaslight myself. It’s not me. It’s objectively OK to talk to people that way or treat people that way. And I don’t like being forced into that corner. That’s not me.
I am good and fun and kind!! I have a cute voice! I have a cute face! I make awesome porn! I’m famous! Like what the hell??
But for fuck sakes, why he text sex workers and fuck with them like this in the first place? Why is he surprised that I am upset? It looks like he got the reaction he was looking for. Men who love women do not treat women that way. Men women are tender and sweet. Theyre lovers. They’re night and day different from this asshole who thinks they’re all the same!
Nope! Guys are always assholes from the very beginning or they’re incredibly perfect from the very beginning!!
Are you booking a 24 hour date at sybaris that starts at one steakhouse and a ends at another steakhouse? Are you bringing me 10 bottles of my favorite champagne for me to enjoy it after I leave? Are you giving me a lot of fun money so I can take care of all of my girly stuff the week before so that I am on my best when I’m with you ? Did you buy lingerie and things off of my wish list in anticipation of our exciting?? The fuck you do better than piss me off and waste my time?
They have no idea how dumb they look… 🙄
This writing adventure this morning has taken a lot of energy and I need to put on some music and take a shower feel sexy as fuck make content or perhaps see an unexpected lover today!!
I want to be in the bed with my lovers all the time! I never wanna have to talk to it like him. He doesn’t get to hang out with us. VIPs only.
The guys on back page were not like this at all. 🤪 it would be like some dumb shit like put your finger over here and. And then you would book and be done in two seconds. These days are so annoying.
I want to give sexy blowjobs! I want shots on titties!
It’s November and December in Chicago. We should be doing incredible stuff. The best time to be in Chicago. What a loss of an opportunity for that guy but for real I’m just gonna move on with my life.
The time is 11 AM. I’m hopping in the shower and my phone is on!
Send some money cause I’m pretty. It’s lunchtime I gotta eat!! Need to get my nails done this week so send me some nail money too!! baby girl needs new pink and whites, a classic Heather Riley look. I have met so many men and women who came up to me to ask to see the famous Heather Riley nails! It made me smile because I did not know that anyone paid attention to my nails?? What was cool when I was young and I’m just still doing it. I didn’t do it for attention. How cute!
I love you!! Thank you for not sucking! 😅👍🏽
(Unless I hate you? Make good decisions. No good decisions were made today except when I said no!)
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