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Companionsplaining: Where's the Elevator?
a daily sex worker blog by schrodingers whore
Companionsplaining - the explanation of something industry-related by a sex worker,
typically to a clueless yapper, in a patronizing manner with humor, wit, and life experience. preventing unsolicited opinions from the peanut gallery.
Where's the Elevator? covering the basic things clients don't know they need to know
ironically, the pros & cons of dating me is my mouth (totally worth it)
an educated fool with money on my mind
a personal sex worker blog
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