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Companionsplaining: Where's the Elevator?
a daily sex worker blog by schrodingers whore

Companionsplaining - the explanation of something industry-related by a sex worker,
typically to a clueless yapper, in a patronizing manner with humor, wit, and life experience. preventing unsolicited opinions from the peanut gallery.
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Where's the Elevator? covering the basic things clients don't know they need to know

ironically, the pros & cons of dating me is my mouth (totally worth it)

an educated fool with money on my mind

a personal sex worker blog

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Verified, Reviewed, Established Luxury Companion

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