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Carmen Vazquez?
A Perimysium Brain with Peter Pan Envy
An Insecure, Hateful, 
Embarrassing, Delusional Weirdo
Carmen is an Ugly Person Inside and Out.
She's just getting worse with time.
Even her reviews suck. Yikes!

Everyone in Chicago was so excited for my arrival...

Everyone ... Except Allie and Carmen. 

They had to watch my career skyrocket to the top.
Despite their outrageous, targeted, non-stop harassment, I was still kind to them. I had hoped that over the last ten years, maturity would settle them down.

I never had anything to do with either of them.
I forgot they even existed. I was having so much fun!
But I always knew they were awful people.

I noticed their weird obsession with me.

I still reached out in friendship ten years later.
But maturity, self-esteem, and growth never happened.

Allie Fat TheBedR00mBully is an ugly fat bitch.
Carmen Vasquez lingers like poop on your shoe - she makes everything smell like shit.
Heather Riley is the girlfriend experience of your dreams - the rarest gfe escort!

Carmen Vasquez's Fake Online Persona is Sweet, Kind, and Friendly!
But the REAL Carmen Vasquez is a horrible, fucked-up, cruel piece of shit.
 

Carmen Vasquez Chicago Carmen_vas_23 is a fucking loser.
Carmen Vasquez Chicago Carmen_vas_23 is a fucking loser.
Carmen Vasquez Chicago Carmen_vas_23 is a fucking loser.

I made the mistake of being nice to her.
Carmen's still the same hateful, weird little bitch.
It's wild to see how poorly the last ten years were for her.

Carmen's ads/website are simple and empty because she has nothing to offer.

Except there's my cute ass at the bottom of her profile - I'm the obvious choice!

Carmen Vasquez is a miserable, nasty, annoyingly stupid idiot.
When you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

I knew Carmen Vasquez was being a bitch but I wanted to give her a second chance.
I genuinely thought I could show her how fun I was and we could be friends.
Turns out, Carmen is just a dumb bitch with Heather Riley envy.
She just really wants to hate me so badly?!

So I bought her domain.
 
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.

Carmen Vasquez, a truly ugly person inside and out.

Heather Riley, an incredibly wonderful girl with a good heart.

Heather Riley is good for the soul. Carmen Vasquez is not good for anything.

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