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New 2026 Tryst Profile Update + Extras Goodies to Enjoy! 🥂

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Excited to see what 2026 has in store for us this year!

About Miss Heather Riley Chicago GFE, FMTY, & OnlyFans Creator


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🌷 Miss Heather Riley - The Gentleman’s Choice Companion: Chicago GFE • FMTY • OnlyFans 🥂 The Tall Curvy Hourglass Stunner in Red. The Side Piece with a Thigh Piece. An Elite Chicago Classic Girlfriend Experience. A Real Sex Kitten & True Pleasure Seeker! Heather Riley is more wonderful than you could hope. She continues to delight & surprise with her charm, wit, and bright personality. The Darling of Everleigh. The Perfect Mix of GFE & PSE.


🥂 For an afternoon or a lifetime, I’m your girl! 💖


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🤔 Where Else Am I Active Daily? TheRileyEffect.com 



UNPLUG WITH ME. 🔌 I’d rather be booked & busy with YOU everyday than be online! Lol LIFE IS MEANT TO BE LIVED. I ’m a face-to-face girl, not a FaceTime girl. I don’t even take out my phone when we’re together. I’m not trying to impress anybody. I just wanna make you happy. 💖 (and everybody knows I’m a greedy sexy fun cum slut… I’m your peace & your pornstar.)


🎀 Meet the eroticly adorable sassy sweet silly Midwestern Belle living the soft life in the Windy City, a simply wonderful Sunflower thriving in the cold Concrete Jungle. Heather’s unlike anyone you’ve ever meet in your lifetime - one kiss and you’ll never be the same…


Your pleasure is my business. [Satisfaction Guaranteed] 💖 Heather Riley, the most playful energetic vivacious girl you will ever meet with two advanced degrees, a college athlete, prestigious sorority girl, lifelong theater nerd, total foodie, collector of pretty things, adventure seeker, & indulgent hedonistic enabler of your wildest ideas and fantasies… the perfect girlfriend to make your dreams come true!


🥃 Be the man you always wanted to be… I can inspire the greatness in you.




✅ Read Heather Riley’s Client Feedback.


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✈️ Heather is verified worldwide international Passport Ready FMTY travel companion - Personal Private Playful Paramour in Paradise!


🔹 Heather is highly experienced in many areas such as BDSM, Kink, fetish, couples, duos, play partners, women, disabled, lifestyle & gangbangs friendly. She’s a professional switch, naturally filling the energy in the room to fulfill all of your wildest fantasies. Welcome to My Playground. What’s your pleasure?


😇 Heather Riley takes VIRGINITIES. “I have been many men’s “first” - I have also been a man’s “last.” Thank You for the Privilege.” 🙏🏽 I’ll take you however you are. No age, rage, weight restrictions.


🔹 Heather is not a Nationally Touring Provider 🔹


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🥂 Book Miss Riley in Chicago, FMTY Travel Requests, Sponsor a Tour, or Play with her Online. Heather’s primary focus is on in-person elite girlfriend experiences, whether for just an afternoon or a long-term client/provider relationship, this sweetheart will make you the happiest man in the world for as long as you’ll have her and the memories will last forever… you’ll keep coming back again and again…


💙❤️ KANSAS CITY MISSOURI - Now listed as a home base on Tryst! I’m still living in Chicago full-time but I miss my hometown! Confirm offered tours, Sponsor a Tour, or book a FMTY to have me all to yourself for a KU Basketball game or social event! Nobody knows & loves Kansas City like I do. RCJH


🥰 I’m happy to tour any city regularly if you book me every time I come! It only takes a handful of regulars to make visiting a city, a priority on a monthly or every other month basis. I know not everybody can come to me in Chicago. But the only thing keeping me from visiting your city to play with you - is YOU. Don’t wait on me, I’m waiting on you! 🥂 I’d love to meet new friends in new places. Or you can take up all my time to keep me for yourself. I don’t blame you.


🔒 Heather Riley signs NDAs & is available to explore exclusive arrangements.


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🔸FanFavorite “Chicagos Best…of Everything” TER

🔹300+ Positive Reviews

🔸3000+ Pix & Vids on OnlyFans (free & paid)

🔹9 Years Exxxotica VIP & VIP Meet&Greets


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Availability


🔹 Prebooking January 2026 - June 2026 Dates in Chicago or Travel Companion FMTY Experiences!


🔸 Available Full-Time Year-Round for Gentlemen, Women, Couples, Duos, Gangbangs, Fetish, Lifestyle, Content, Social Dates & more: based in Chicago full-time or Anywhere You are FMTY Travel Requests.


🔹 Semi-Exclusive arrangement season is upon us this winter! Let’s get cozy.


🔸 FMTY tropical trips & cruise season is January-March but it’s not too soon to play a trip for this summer!! Im Passport Ready Excellent Travel Companion with 150+ bikinis. With 2 airports, I can be anywhere you are under 24 hours & we can disappear off the face of the Earth doing whatever the hell we want. Life is what you make it. Let’s make it fucking awesome! It’s your turn to be the guy everybody wishes they could be. Book the flight, take the girl, live a life worth remembering!


🔹 Currently in Chicago for Same-Day Inquiries & Pre-Booking Dates January - June 2026. Let’s make magic together! It’s my specialty.


🔹 Kansas City ( or anywhere in the USA) by prebooked tours, sponsored tours, or FMTY.


🔸 Outcall hotel/residences available to book in advance or on a whim anytime/anywhere in Chicagoland. From 5am wakeup calls to shared lunch dates to long thoughtful evenings where the intimacy is so natural, the chemistry is so easy…


🔹 Incalls Residence in Naperville

Monday- Friday 8am-2pm. Exclusively Familiar Clients Only.


🔹 Incall outside of those hours, I can get a hotel room & add it to my fee or You can Prebook my next hotel Incall.


🔹 Incalls Hotel in Rosemont, 3pm—12am/5am-1PM,  HHs - 2H dates accepted, new & familiar faces welcome.


🔸 Join my Newsletter for special offers  HeatherRileyXO.com/newsletter


🔹 Sponsored Tours Welcome: Sponsor the flight, the hotel room, & book a 2H date & receive a second 2H date while I’m in town!


🔸Prebooking in Chicago or when Traveling Strongly Encouraged for a successful, smooth, exciting experience. Romance requires planning.


🔸 Same-Day Bookings: Available for outcall or incall for gentlemen in Chicagoland who need Heather right away or with an empty afternoon to play with me… If you’re THINKING about me, TEXT ME at (816) 456-3688!


🔹 Heather Riley Gangbangs BACK in 2026?!


🔸 Next day FMTY available for whirlwind romances!


🔹 I’ll be the best thing ever to happen to you. You just don’t know it yet. Pinky promise.


Deposit Policy


🔹 a deposit is required for all bookings at time of booking request. This ensures my time is reserved exclusively for you and demonstrates your commitment to our experience.


🔹 Deposits

• Required for new Suitors in Chicagoland, Uber accommodations required for outcall

• Required to secure tours for non-Chicago cities: All out-of-town bookings require a deposit & Uber accommodations.

• FMTY & Travel Deposits: Your flight purchase serves as your deposit.

• Deposit Policy: Non-refundable but transferable within 6 months if rescheduled in advance. Otherwise, it is accepted as a gift.

• Payment in Full Upon Arrival: The full remaining balance is due at the beginning of our date—not at the end. Large bills are preferred.

• Date Extensions on an individual basis

• ApplePay & Cash Accepted


💖 Exclusive Add-Ons

• Bitcoin payments & tips accepted

• Prepay future deposits in cash during an existing date.

• Purchase Premium Snapchat or OnlyFans subscriptions in cash during dates.

• Gift Cards accepted as deposits in lieu of Apple Pay —must be redeemable before our session.

• Additional date upgrades available.


🔸 Tips & gifts appreciated, never expected. (JK, JK, MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION!) I prioritize men who prioritize me! Put a smile on my face.

Cancellation Policy


🔹 Confirming, Cancellation, Bad Standing Policy

• Morning-of confirmation required via text or email if I don’t reach out first. Our date is confirmed when booked, but morning check-in with me is still required, even though were probably been texting for days already…

• Life happens! Cancellation Fee Schedule still applies—100% fee within 24-hours & 50% fee of if 24+ hours. Reschedules within 6 months allow deposit application. No reschedule = deposit forfeited as gift. No Cancellation Fee = Blocked & Blacklisted. Now Cancellation & Apology Fees are both required.

• Clients in Bad Standing must pay a $1,500 apology fee to regain booking privileges. If blocked, you may reach out via email to apologize & initiate payment.


Heather Riley’s Other Policies Here

Understanding:

Social Media Accounts

vs Elite UTR Status


😏 Never mistake online popularity with real world experiences. The best experiences money can buy in life are not easily found on social media by the masses. That’s Walmart Quality at Nordstrom Prices. (That’s why everyone is so frustrated. You got scammed. Nobody wants to say it out loud - I will. I’m embarrassed by what I see. That’s not normal.)


🤫 The real value, the real luxury, the real authentic chemistry you seek, the real experiences worth paying for, the real connection and intimacy you need in your life, the real relationship you get by investing your time and support, the thing you chase and desire most, the most incredible human experience… you won’t find it online. You can’t even browse or buy most designer online. The companionship experience you want is also not online. You gotta get off your ass and go in person.


💎 What you’ve been seeking is one of Chicago’s best kept secrets! The Incredible Insatiable Invisible, the rarest, elusive, the most difficult to find treasured escort, an elite wishlist girl, an internationally renowned superstar… the Rarest UTR Elite Companion - Miss Heather Riley. The girl of your dreams is real.


🔹 While others in the industry needs social media, retweet/comment groups, buying huge followings, manipulating followers for engagement, social media managers, disgusting displays of public peer behavior, dull boring mindless posts & images, the insecure pick-me meangirls cyber bullying to be cool… it’s nothing to be impressed about.


🔹 By contrast, the very nature as an Elite UTR Companion, Heather Riley hasn’t had social media in 6+ Years. That status is unobtainable for 99.9.%. The sweetest benefit: you’ll always get the real me!


🔹 As a luxury companion, I myself am the luxury, not my marketing, not my rate, not the dates, not the gifts, but by my uniquely superior innate ability to connect with others intensely, naturally, and effortlessly by own beautiful imperfect personal nature.


🔹 There have always been expensive escorts, there has never been a Heather Riley - The Last Cinderella Story from the board-era. The Backpage girl that disrupted the industry. Heather Riley turned QVs to FMTYs and took GFE off the menu to turn it into a fulltime lifestyle and professional focus. They have always been expensive escorts, but there has never been a Heather Riley.


💋 The Gentleman’s Choice


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Housekeeping Notes


Blogging


After my last blog post, I had several people email me back telling me how much they loved reading it. I absolutely love writing and I have something to say each and every day if you could believe it. I would love to be posting daily blog posts on here as Heather Riley - so please give me your feedback!


What do you like about my blog posts? What topics are you interested in? What can I change up or what can I do differently? Would you rather I put up a Google Docs form for anonymous questions or topic submissions?


Were you aware that I’ve been doing lengthy videos every day for the past year?? I talk about everything in full honesty and no censorship. A lot of it is just off the cuff sharing my life with people. It’s supposed to be entertaining & educational.


Would you like me to start posting those videos here or to another platform? Do you want to mix of written and spoken word? Do you want promotional? Do you want… stream of consciousness? What about Heather Riley drama? Do you want my opinion on any topics related related or unrelated to the industry?? I can yap yap yap yap yap!


My Tellonym is full of interesting Q’s & A:



It got weeeeeird for a while. 🥴 Anon Apps allow Passive Aggressive Bullying, It Doesn’t Bother me!


Heather Riley Chicago GFE FMTY onlyfans on Tellonym

The stupid shit doesn’t bother me, Especially because as you can see, when people CAN FIND MY ACCOUNTS, they get sooo excited to see me! I have 1000+ of these to post so I clearly have a big ass fanbase of anonymous haters … I’m overwhelmed by the dedication! THEY LOVE ME, THEY REALLY LOVE ME! 😍 I don’t have followers on social media because nobody knows about my accounts! It’s not because “nobody likes me” or that I “don’t have a following”… I’m worldwide famous, just hidden on social media, I still post to audience of none, some day it’ll be an audience of one! QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. I don’t wanna be famous anymore. I just want to reconnect with my incredible fan base and girlfriend’s from over the past 10 to 15! ❤️ [If you love Heather Riley drama, I got soooo much content for you!]


Tbh, Y’all could find me on socials & blow up my accounts overnight! The Momentum is real. Like, comment, share - social currency changes lives. In fact, it’s how we met! It only ever took me less than 12 months to get following over 15K. I’m just patiently waiting to see your cute little face in my notifications! I know each & everyone of you guys by heart. I know I’m your favorite… introduce me to someone new?


Back to Tellonym… lots for you to see & ask me anything!


Heather Riley Chicago GFE TELLONYM

I love blogging, vlogging, & I’m happy to share my life as a modern day sw everyday! Tell me what your thoughts are. I’d be happy to take it into consideration. I have been called the realist in the game for a long time. So as long as you enjoy reading and want to read more - give me your feedback!


💖 thank you for your ongoing support, babes


(816) 456-3688, text only, no calls, no chitchat


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Heather Riley

The Gentleman’s Choice Companion

Chicago GFE • FMTY Travel Companion • OnlyFans

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