BlueSky - Heather Riley’s favorite place to shitpost
- Sep 29
- 8 min read
If you’re here for the unhinged, Heather Riley, bullshit ranting then guess what I have something special for you - enjoy my unfiltered bluesky posts! I have been playing nice for 10 years and it didn’t get me anywhere. I’ve been bullied for over 18 months by the people I had called my friends for my entire career. Since there’s no benefit to playing nice, then fuck it, I’m gonna tell you all the fucked up shit about the sex workers in Chicago. This city is insane. There is not another city in the industry that behaves the way providers and clients behave in Chicago. And now that I have no reason to keep my mouth shut, I’m gonna run it for as long as I want as fast as I can about anything that comes to mind.
When I needed my friends, the most they turned their back on me, and I have never experienced such cruelty in my entire life. If these stories that I share make these other sex workers look bad then that is a reflection of the behavior and the decisions that they made - they don’t look bad because of me sharing what they did, they look like bad people because of their own actions. And the public shit talking is a consequence of mistreating me, bullying me, and icing me out of social circles for 18+ months.
I feel like 18 months was more than enough time for them to remember that we were friends and get their act together. Anyone who failed to be a decent human being only has themselves to blame. I could not make this content without them because I am literally just describing in detail what they did. My content is their bad behavior. For many years, my content was interacting with each other, supporting each other, going out with each other, and supporting each each other’s wins. For months that’s all I ever post about my own content so obviously that’s the type of stuff I would prefer to post instead of this drama with my peers. But as the last 18 months have demonstrated, there is not a goddamn thing I can do to convince all of these people who I thought were my friends to be friendly with me again. It would’ve happened in the last 18 months if it was ever gonna happen at all.
And so WELCOME to my favorite place to shit post these mean selfish and obviously jealous girls. It might make you reconsider booking them knowing that not only might they be a catfish but they’re also fake nice and if they hate me, then they probably definitely hate you - and they’ll charge the hell out of it for you. They don’t charge high rates because they’re worth it or because they earned it - you were gonna be so fucking disappointed if you associate rate with quality of Provider. You wanna pay three times as much money for a terrible experience that you’re just gonna be pissed off about for a long to come? Is that really the experience you want when you’re booking an escort? I don’t think so. In my 10 year experience guys have such a good time they just keep rebooking over and over and over again and they continue to for over a decade. That is not by chance. When you are the best, you’re the best. You don’t have to prove it. That’s why being in under the radar companion is an elite unicorn status and not indicative of not having a following. I may not have social media, but I’m still known by millions of people around the world and I continue to advocate for the safety rights and protections of all these new sex workers that are only able to be in the industry due to my hard work in the first place.
The fact that so many of these girls have such large Twitter following and yet they are accepting new clients and they’re not completely booked out and busy for the rest of the year is very concerning to me because that is not what I experienced when I had Twitter. And every time I get back on Twitter, I immediately start getting bookings, even if I only have 400 followers. So I just don’t understand how my former friends and alleged peers are constantly having to market and talk about having to work when they should be so booked and busy that they absolutely have no free time for new clients. I was typically booked eight weeks out in advance when I was on Twitter. And now these girls are on Twitter asking where do I advertise? 😳🤯 ON TWITTER?!
Fuck it’s like the blind leading the blind all of these talentless Fugly faceless no personality no experience girls just circle jerking each other with compliments and retweets and giving the impression that they’re all professional escorts when in reality, none of these girls are professional escorts. Just because you fuck for a little bit of cash doesn’t make you a professional escort and it sure as shit doesn’t make you an elite escort. Clients used to have the best of us and now they only get the worst of what’s available because true Rockstars, such as myself, are and always have been difficult to find. It’s discerning that my peers are still struggling to work and gatekeeping all of social media from me - this is not how it was when I was top dog on Twitter. I never would’ve let this happen to the community. I will always be an OG and I will always deliver exceptional experiences for the rest of my career. But when I’m gone, you will be left with disappointing experiences because the rigorous process that made us elite Rockstars in the first place no longer exists. I am the last Cinderella story from the board era. What I do cannot be taught. I am a one-of-a-kind companion. I never knew that about myself until I started meeting people and I started getting feedback from clients over the span of a decade. I know exactly how rare I am. I know I’m your favorite. You’re my favorite too. That’s why we deserve each other. “I’m everything you were looking for and more than you ever thought possible.” a client told me to himself.
These are not the type of people that you want to patron. Do not be disillusioned by any Twitter hype or Instagram followings. I’ve met them all and I’ve never met anyone better than me, smarter than me, Prettier than me or some Can’t even hold a fucking sentence. And again, if your a client you are spending money to be with people, and if you want the best of the best, then don’t embarrass yourself by picking the worst of the worst because you were manipulated by a little Internet marketing. I think a lot of you are embarrassed by being manipulated into paying higher rates for terrible escorts and that’s why nobody wants to admit Who’s a catfish and everyone pretends that they had a really good time. That is not what makes the industry great! That’s what makes us industry shitty for fucking everyone.
We were Rockstars because we were excellent. Clients held us to a very high standard. I’m so fucking disgusted and embarrassed by some of this new girl behavior that I’ve seen and their lack of experience. I absolutely will have nothing to do with the new girl. Experience is the most important teacher and most girls don’t survive past five years, but I’ve already put in 10 years? They are absolutely nothing on my level. I had no idea so many girls could be bad at sex and bad at kissing. That is why real reviews matter! It’s so fucking disgusting and embarrassing to watch this weird manipulation happening, knowing that men are so upset with their experiences (I read about it constantly on Reddit) and that women are completely let down by the types of clients their meeting (because amateurs and they’re not actually professional sex workers). And then I meet these girls and I’m like what the fuck????? Ugh
I provide an elite companionship you cannot get anywhere else. It’s literally impossible. That’s why I don’t have to manipulate you. And if you choose someone over me, then I know that you’re just intimidated by beautiful elite women, I don’t have any competition. I have seen people who thought that they we were in competition with each other and we are absolutely the fuck not. 🤣 that is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard by some of these cackling weirdos obsessed with me. But don’t worry I save screenshots and nobody is safe around here. I have no incentive to be nice. And I’m only being “mean” because it’s a reflection of what they did in the first place. I’m pretty sure a lot of our clients have dealt with nasty cunty women who embarrassed, harassed, and fucked over - why would you pick that same horrible self-loathing incredibly mean woman in sex work? fuck those girls in real life and fuck those girls in the industry. You deserve to have someone great. You don’t want to give your money to the same girls who make fun of you behind your back.
There’s a reason I was pulled up from back page to the most elite status in the industry - it’s not because there were no high-end escorts or there were no Latinas or there were no girlfriend experiences - it’s because there has never been a girl like me in the industry before and so the men the clients they saw me a hidden gem and they pulled me out of back page and put me as a crown jewel of Chicago. I started in this industry doing $50 jobs on back page and I now have been the darling of the Everly club in Chicago for seven years all, thanks to the wonderful man who recognized the intangible qualities that made me so special and different that they desired so heavily, but lacked in the industry. I was pulled up because there is no one like Heather Riley. What makes me so special in the first place is just me being true to myself and wearing my heart on my sleeve. That’s how I ended up in the industry for over 10 years and will dedicate my life to this career. You guys picked me. It just took me a while to pick you back. We’re together forever, babes!
Now that all the drama is out in the open? I don’t gotta watch my mouth anymore? They were dumb enough to put it all in print so I could screenshot it for later? Fuck it ain’t gotta be nice no more. I’m still just as funny! Still just as pretty if not prettier. And Now I’m 100 pounds lighter with the best pair of tits you’ve ever seen. This body is earned and built. But that’s another story. Let’s shoot the shit, babe.
Comment anyone you want me to talk about or else I’ll just speak about people as they come to me! I got nothing to hide. And everything is true.
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