A scary update: terrible car accident
- Oct 3
- 5 min read
Hey friends, Lovers, Suitors, Fans… my dearest readers,
I just wanted to let everybody know that I was in a pretty terrible car accident a couple weeks ago. I don’t want to go into detail or answer a bunch of questions, but I will let you know that everyone is fine. I am the only person who was injured in the accident, but in a situation where I could have lost my life, I am eternally grateful to only have broken my wrist in three places. A few days ago I finally had surgery to fix my wrist. I was given a plate and nine screws. I was incredibly private about it for the past couple of weeks because I just needed time to heal. I also had a lot to deal with when it came to losing my hospital appointments just so many different things that I had to deal with that I just didn’t wanna get into it publicly just yet. To be honest, I ended up getting stranded where I got in my car accident for about five days. It was in a beautiful small town in Wisconsin though so I’m not too angry about that small mini vacation if we want to be optimistic about it.
And I am so grateful for just a couple of clients I had confided in about my broken wrist who returned both concern and apparently jokes because several of my favorite clients have also their wrists and I am now a part of the cool kids club having a plate and screws!
I think the full recovery is about a year. But I think I’ll regain at least 50% use of my hand hopefully within a couple of weeks. I only have one follow up appointment so it doesn’t seem like they expect to see me very often while I heal over the next 12 months. If you have a cast/medical/broken wrist fantasy now is your time to make it happen with Heather Riley. 😆 (when I had braces last year I actually met a client who said he had a braces fetish and I was like well well well guess what I just happen to be wearing?!)
My wrist will not impact effect or a change my work in anyway. I am still seeing clients even with a broken wrist because I don’t need his hand to do best! In fact, I have also been seeing couples since breaking my wrist. Someone today was asking me about doing live. Cam shows again and I am thinking about doing bangs again so it’s pretty much business as usual over here at HeatherRileyXO.com the Chicago GFE Companion and luxury FMTY Provider. Don’t let my wrist bother you at all. In fact, I have received 3-4 NEW lingerie sets from HoneyBirdette so you have many reasons and incentives to book a date with me the next couple weeks and book another date following that! (it’s scientifically proven, I am good for your mental, physical, emotional and spiritual well-being.)
Actually, this gives you wonderful gentlemen and opportunity to take care of and make it all about me and be my night in shining armor you’re just that kind of a sweet, loving, heartfelt boyfriend type of man that it’s just the type of guy you are to wanna take care of somebody. I know I come off as independent, but I pinky promise I am needy, needy needy! So many clients love to be the one who gets spoiled, but I meet a lot of clients who want to do the spoiling and take care of me. So feel free to bring your cute butt over here and pamper my sexy ass back to full health with a little fall to spring romance. Maybe it goes well we make it a yearly thing. Maybe I become your girl. Maybe you make me melt inside. Maybe I can’t picture my life without you. The type of relationship we have is all up to you, my sweetheart. I have a tendency of bringing out the best in people. Allow me to bring out the best in you!
My last bit of news related to this update - I bought a new car! If you have ever seen my car in the last seven years, you know that I drove this tiny little crappy Ford focus that I just loved with all my heart. There’s a cute story behind it. Even though everyone thought I drove some luxury model sports car, I spent the last seven years zooming around the streets of Chicago in my little best friend car. I am so sad she’s gone. We had a great run. But it’s time for something new this fall:
Her replacement is a massive upgrade!! I got a new Jeep Grand Cherokee with all the bells and whistles. Holy shit I feel like I was living in the Flintstones era with my little car compared to everything My new car is capable of. And she is so much fun to drive! I never mind driving long distances for out calls but now I really am not gonna mind because this car is my favorite place in the whole world. I am constantly looking for a reason to go somewhere. I got my front windows tinted to match the back and I’m getting a hitch installed. I already put glittery frames around the plates. She is fabulous just like me!
My outcall radius is anywhere in Chicagoland. And at this point, I have no problem going anywhere within a couple of hours (appropriately compensated for additional drivetime, of course). I placed ads in a lot of places all around the city trying to encourage more outcalls or to encourage people in other areas to drive to me since tryst is not area specific and I don’t have social media for people to follow my schedule. That’s why you’re engagement & sharing my pages like my schedule or blogs means so much to me because it’s in the absence of traditional marketing methods. Honestly, everyone should see how being in my body is and how banging this car is!
I literally almost died a couple weeks ago. More now than ever do I really understand that LIFE IS TOO SHORT, DON’T WAIT, BOOK THE GIRL NOW.
Recently, a couple of clients I hadn’t seen in years reached out to reconnect and I was so excited to see their names pop up on my phone! I remember everyone I’ve ever met. I think people assume I just dine and dash. But each and everyone of you made a lasting imprint on me. So if it’s been a while, and you miss me, and you miss the fun times we had, don’t ever be too shy to reach out. I will always be happy to hear from you! My contact is the same (same email & phone number since the Kansas City days) and all of my current updated links can be found at TheRileyEffect.com
816-456-3688 text only
💖 Heather Riley, Chicago GFE
PS. Remind me to tell you the story of the client who booked me twice and had no idea he had ever seen me before. We’ll save that for a later date, but remind me to tell you about it. It’s still blows my mind. It makes me giggle.
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