Clients - NO DMS! 😅 Let’s talk client expectations. KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid!

🔹I only communicate with clients, fans, followers, ally’s, colleagues, etc via my only official contact - email or text message. No DMs on any of the platforms, websites, or apps I have profiles on. No unexpected calls. No chitchat. No “I have a question…” No sending me pictures. No to all of that excessive pressure to perform. There’s an appropriate way to do things (if it offered at all!! Texting packages, onlyfans, etc IS RARE.)

🔹KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid! In all things involving me. It’s designed to be easy. After the first date, it’s even easier & natural to keep seeing me! Start out strong if you want to start or “finish” with me at all?! (See? I’m funny! I use humor constantly! Hehe) I am easy on the eyes & easy to book. 💋 The only think I want hard is your dick! 🤞🏽

🔹Phone calls, video calls, general texting conversations, etc - THESE ARE PAID MENU ITEMS. If you do your research on me, there’s no reasonable question any serious client could ask me in good faith. Even if a client felt that he NEEDED to ask me directly, the appropriate response is to pay for a texting session to discuss with me.

🔹 EXPECTATIONS: Prebook dates with a simple inquiry + deposit. Pay for extra services. Look for opportunities to be supportive. Put in effort & be consistent. Have fun and enjoy the time we have together. There is no reason to have any troubles at all. Even booking international trips is super easy! We can be doing the fun things the whole time for as many years as we can!

🔹If you’re reading this, you haven’t left the hobby. You are still actively involved as a client! BOOK THE GIRL! IM THE GIRL!! FILL UP MY CALENDAR & LET ME HAVE A GOOD LIFE. Everything depends entirely on YOU.

❤️ Now that we’ve had this chat - REACH OUT & BOOK with me! I will continue to work full time in the Chicago area year round for at least the next 4-6 years? WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME LEFT TO HAVE INCREDIBLE LIFE EXPERIENCES TOGETHER! There’s so much I want to do, too! I am not interested at all in slowing down. I want maximum fun, outrageous adventures, and endless new experiences!

💎 I WANT ART BASEL, UNEXPECTED 24 HOUR DATES, SOHO, I WANT CLIENT BASES IN OTHER

CITIES THAT ALWAYS BOOK ME SO I CAN KEEP TRAVELING BACK FREQUENTLY, WISKED AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS, FLIGHTS TO LONDON & DUBAI, 7 DAY TROPICAL FMTYS, LONG TERM LOVERS, SUITES, DINNERS, MICHELIN STARS, DESIGNER, BUY ME A CAR AND GORGEOUS CONDO, SEMI-EXCLUSIVE OR ACTUALLY EXCLUSIVE ARRANGEMENTS, ROMANCE PASSION BIG GESTURES UNBELIEVABLE DATES! YOU LOVE THIS STUFF!! BE INSPIRED AND MESSAGE ME TO KICKSTART THINGS! This is all I want out of life for me. I see the great things clients are capable of! I love you, I want you, I appreciate you, there’s a good chance I probably miss you! Everything we ever wanted is within reach. Nothing is impossible. Everything is an option! My enthusiasm, zest, hunger, and imagination for life is contagious. Let me RUB OFF on you! 😉

🔹It is an alarming instant RED FLAG because good regular clients know (1) NEVER TALK EXPLICITLY & (2) WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO KNOW IN ORDER TO BOOK ME THAT IS “MAKE IT OR BREAK IT”????  That’s insane client behavior. Guys just send in the date request without needing anything from me! The standard client is expected to TIP after the date, send $ for bill sponsor or self care, take us on trips, pay for the suite, huge fancy dinner dates, give us high end lingerie + red bottoms + tiddies…. Do not expect me to be thrilled or responsive to timewaster slobbyist behavior! It is never a new client thing. Plenty of new clients to the hobby have no problem booking dates!

🔹If it’s hard, complicated, not immediately resulting in a booking - I won’t engage or chase or convince. I know better! Inquires are very short, direct, sceening takes 2 seconds, secure w deposit, wait excitedly until the date, rebook for the next day/week/month before you go, simple easy quick relaxed with immediate results & improved quality of life! ITS AN IN PERSON EXPERIENCE. Get off the internet, don’t be lazy and keep checking but putting it off! IN PERSON! REAL WORLD. PHYSICAL.

🔹Clients in the Hobby are supposed to be actively living your best life doing things with me - Do not waste your experience in the hobby doing nothing! Incalls! Dinner Dates! Overnights! FMTY! Sponsored Tours! Every single say is an opportunity - you cannot let any says go to waste! Do not assume im busy. Do not make excuses.

🔹LIFE WITH ME IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. I will bring out the best in you. I’ve been in the industry for 10 years! Time is precious and tomorrow is not promised. Enjoy every opportunity you can with me! Take advantage of what we have left!! The only regret youll ever have in life is missing me when I exit.

🔹I make it so easy, quick, & fun to book! It’s even easier & more exciting to rebook! 💯 Petty issues like (1) DMing when I say TXT OR EMAIL, (2) avoiding basic screening, (3) not being willing to pay for sevices , (4) not using cashapp, (5) talking explicitly, (6) asking things instead of looking it up, (7) vagueness, (8) small meaningless lies & misrepresentations - yall getting REJECTED when you could have easily gotten the desired outcome by following the instructions! 😑 It’s a direct result of the guys deep rooted mistrust of girls. You cannot reach a guy like that! Thats exhausting, that sucks, it’s not even safe. SW is an industry where clients are either good or bad from the first interaction. Good Clients turn into Bad Clients but Bad Clients never turn into good clients! I cant focus on good loyal clients needs if I give my time & enegy on noncommital, nonpaying, timewasting fantasy bookers!

🔹The date is scheduled & secured in 2 quick mesages or it’s never happening. 🤷🏽‍♀️

MAKE GOOD CHOICES BABE 😘 talk soon….

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