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Hey loves, I’m now available on Facebook!

  • Aug 28
  • 4 min read

I would LOVE for you to join my Facebook fan page & Heather Rileys account! Show some love on my social media accounts so I can regrow, reconnect with my followers, old & new! I know, you’re asking yourself “is another social media account that Heather is asking me to follow” and the answer is hell yeah brother! Lololol that one guy said he would walk 500 miles and then he would walk 500 more just to be the man who showed up at her door and all I’m asking for is a follow and some social currency. Don’t tell me you’re gonna let yourself be outdone by the proclaimers!


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I adore you and I will smother you with my big old titties. If you would kindly follow and interact with the following Facebook accounts. (and if you notice, I may have listed a bunch of other links for you to click on at the end of this email after the sign off. I’m just really in a generous mood to give you as many opportunities as possible to follow my sexy ass all over the Internet!)





As always, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your continued support over the years. I just want you to know how much I value each and every one of you because everybody is important to me and I have enjoyed making content for you every single day for the last 10 years. I look forward to filming the next 10 years and seeing what happens next! And when all said and done, I will have this beautiful record of this wonderful life that I lived. Thank you for being a friend, a fan, and potentially a fantastic lover!


Heather Riley is currently available for dates August 20 25 through December 2025 in Chicago
Heather Riley is currently available for dates August 20 25 through December 2025 in Chicago

Just a couple of housekeeping notes for those paying attention: I have updated my schedule page with current availability in the upcoming months & I got around to completing my verification page so that all of my official profiles are listed in one place. (turns out I’m kind of impossible to google? But that’s another story for another day, my friend) until we have such talks please enjoy my new verification page.


Heads up - the verification page is not formatted very well, but is currently the perfect formatting for seo purposes and google bot crawling (I would really like for a lot of my profiles that I use every day to start appearing in Google searches when you look me up but none of my accounts appear in Google search results, so I promise to make the page look prettier when I get an opportunity, but let me just tell you that the way it is now is already a labor of love and it is a working progress! If anyone is a designer and has recommendations on how to make the list of official profiles and accounts more appealing please let me know. I am always open to feedback!)


Heather is so much fun to travel with in the sun with her crazy collection of bikinis and bangin body.
Heather is so much fun to travel with in the sun with her crazy collection of bikinis and bangin body.

If you notice on my schedule page, I am currently pre-booking September through December! Let’s have a dreamy fall romance that will warm our bones keeping the winter chill away. Submit your introduction to me now and let’s fall in love this autumn. 🍂


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Speaking of keeping the winter chill away - I have also posted that I am accepting pre-booked travel, companionship trip dates for winter 2026. In my professional opinion, taking a trip to beautiful beach in January/February is the perfect vacation you will ever take. Not only will you be surrounded by beaches, blue oceans, and the hottest babe you’ve ever laid your eyes on (me) - but it comes at a time of year that is right after this insane three month holiday rush completely busy with work or family. Everything is just insane until the holidays die down, but then we’re stuck with the emotional blues of not having anything to do and not having anything to look forward to. It is a scientific fact that I am not just making up for the purposes of this conversation that taking a trip with me either a cruise or a small getaway to disconnect for a couple of days in the sun and the sand is one of the greatest things you can do for your physical mental and emotional well-being, which put you in a place to be successful that was unattainable before.


Heather Riley is the perfect travel companion for you!
Heather Riley is the perfect travel companion for you!

The quality of your life matters - and that’s exactly what I specialize in. I’m your best friend, your most intimate lover, and your biggest supporter. Let the idea roll around in your head for a while so you can fully understand how important it is for you to invest in your long term happiness. We are surrounded by so many rules in life, but I’ll tell you a little secret - it’s all made up, there aren’t any rules. You can do whatever you want. Whatever nags at you in the back of your mind that says “you can’t” it’s just noise preventing you from living your best life, achieving your goals, becoming the man you always wanted to be. I give you the permission to be everything you always wanted. Take it. I want this for you.


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Heather Riley

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