This has never resulted in a date. I already suck at email. I always book my text. That’s why I have a nudge policy. But this sort of shit?? Makes me wanna take a long walk off of a short bridge!
First off, every single time somebody messages me on my chat by the time I am able to hit the notification and the app opens up, the person is typically already gone off of the website and is on visitor status because they did not leave contact or sign up for the newsletter. It’s made worse because my contact is right there telling you to message me if you want to book me. It says I don’t check the messages. 🙄 is it how you book an appointment with your dentist? Is that how you get your oil changed? am I the only one that lives in the real world or…. Is this not the most most breezy thing you’ve ever seen? The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different. 😳😂
It’s very confusing because only recently has there been an overwhelming amount of men messaging me like this assuming that it is OK.. there’s been a lot of terrible bad behavior that has left me with my mouth open. It’s not even about being new because plenty of new guys are able to find the client guides and book dates correctly. So it’s hard for me to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. And when I do, they have an excuse to dig out anyways. Like what was the point of messaging me?! I’m trying to make it happen for you, buddy!
Do you know who you’re talking to?!?!
HeatherRileyXO.com/socialmedia videos I just uploaded…
look me. You sure about that?? is that the move? For ME.
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It will literally never result in anything. 👎🏽
It couldn’t be easier, why are you so dumb? U ok homie?
I’ve never had so many people “reach out” to book me & fail so hard?! I rolled my eyes as soon as I see the first message. It’s pattern recognition for me.
I don’t even get to screening? I don’t talk about deposits.? No one asked if I’m a scammer? they want me to know they subscribe to my only fans? Guys wanted videos texting everything! I have a full menu for that. My primary job is to give them blowjobs. This is literally my entire! I don’t understand why it’s not happening. I wanna do it you wanna do it, what the fuck man? That is so weird??? it’s not me it’s you? 🥴
I am used to being able to fill out my calendar a month in advance with a lot of pre-book dates with excellent dudes. I’ve literally never dealt with this shit before or in mass ever! I’ve had a blacklist a bunch of P411 Guys!!! YO.
It’s really sweet when they mention only fans and I know that I haven’t sent out PPVs in a long time. Which means that they have not seen any of my explicit content! They have only seen me cute and funny! They like it a lot they want to meet me! Usually, I composed a picture of myself given some sloppy Toppy, and have 10 dudes trying to hit me up for same-day appointments and they would all be good appointments too! they would not be this weird fuck shit. I would tell them, but I can see one of you and then the rest of them would just schedule for the rest of the week. i’m right here just book a date?! What the fucking fuck😅 I wonder if they still are subscribed or if they hate me now?? Wonder if they’re stealing all my shit for free. Such a violent response! Send me a text with your screening info and you did it?
That Compared to This?? Are these idiots buying VanCleef, buying out entire Michelin star restaurants for private dining, four international international trip of year for dates a year? Buying or sponsoring girls incalls properties? Or real properties? Are these value men that we all love and adore in our industry?
My titties say no! These guys are buying titties. They’re not even buying pu$$y. I’m so cute and easy to hang out with! Apparently they know because they are my onlyfans?? I don’t understand why you keep offering to go live and they don’t take me up on that, I thought guys did not want to be ripped off and only fans and thought we were all scammers and catfish. I have no problem all the time because I actually look like this. And I’m actually super fun and hilarious. I’m pretty. Big personality. Everyone loves it. But I don’t understand why somebody says only fans and then they don’t follow up with me about going live together? Or asking for texting and they don’t do it??? I’m not stopping you?🤪🤔
Pretending in the first message to be serious about a two hour, and then completely fall apart and play dumb every time I asked to the conversation forward in any meaningful way. Is just one person with me all the time or is it actually just like everyone turning into shitty
clients. Because in my mind, all of this is completely unacceptable.
🔹 You are not supposed to contact me unless you are booking.
🔹It takes one to two messages to book. 🔹Clients, new and established, especially those familiar, are expected to be on their best behavior interacting at all times.
🔹 Is never OK to be rude
🔹let alone be fucking asshole?!!
Even if it wasn’t just a sex worker thing, I’m pretty sure these men exist in the real world with other women. Those women also want to be respected. A lot of men are married. I’m pretty sure they want their wives to be respected their daughters to be respected. But every single one of these messages is super disrespectful for multiple reasons. I hate the thought that some of my guy friends could be treating women like this in private while I think the world of them. I am still going to play the dumb bitch card and pretend that none of my guy friends are capable of being like this around women. I like to think I surround myself with good men.
Resting in my femininity. 😅
Again, I’d like to point out. This is my job to say yes to every single person who messages me and I would like to fill up my whole schedule every day for months on end with endless appointments!! I want eight appointments and two appointments and 24 hour appointments and a huge mix of everything just like Tetris!! it is the thing that gives me joy. I’m happy slut. It is what it is! Pretty sure you guys like that about me. That’s what makes my eye contact intense! I fucking love it.
How the fuck is it possible for me to say no to anyone let alone almost everyone?! How are so many increased bad? Or FAKE. It’s just a waste of time. My head I know that all these guys are total time racers and super shitty. But there’s a part of me that always wants to be wrong and hold out and gives them an opportunity to get their shit together. Nope, doesn’t work…
I’ll tell you one thing, I am always on my best behavior. I do not have the privilege to behave however, I want. I don’t have the privilege to do what I want. I’m pretty sure these people don’t have that privilege either in the real world. I’m sure these people have to be on their best behavior when they go to their work, in front of their parents, in front of the children, just like regular people.
Have you seen Christmas Vacation??
Kiss his ass, kiss his adds, happy Hanukkah, kiss my ass!
Have you seen Waiting?
fuck you, fuck you , you’re cool, Fuck you…and I’m out! (This is my favorite quote!! I’ll post it immediately after publishing this blog post. I posted separately because it’s long.)
Have you seen office space? 27 Pieces of Flair, Red Stapler, the money - a trifecta
Have you seen grease? That one guy was stuttering in front of the principal and she walked away and he said he was gonna beat her up in two seconds if they weren’t stopping him.
have you seen back to the future? The principal is a dick.
Everyone since forever has had to be on the best behavior. these guys actually wanna fck?! 😳
Im pretty sure everyone knows you have to be nice to the girl that you wanna see naked especially if she sucks your dick?? Without complaint, whenever you want, with a smile, info glam, everything that you could ever want at the snap of the finger.
so what is with this bullshit?? That many people who would rather fuck around with the minds of hookers just book the hooker?? do you know how much fun we’re having? My man. You are so dumb. Pretty sure wives don’t do that. Or I wouldn’t have a job!
I am an established successful, incredible companion. And what world do I ever tolerate this behavior? Could any of these people genuinely think that they were making an appointment with me?
I know what a real inquiry looks like… that ain’t it boo. You ain’t VanCleef! But I absolutely am Heather Riley. I am more than you could ever expect. I’m a provider. I’m highly educated. I’m incredibly skilled at all of the things that it takes to be high-end elite provider. And with all things, i’ve only gotten better with time. So while I was excellent, when I was in baby hoe, I have now been in the industry for 10 years! So I’m not gonna put up with some dumb shit like that. I want to open my legs for everyone, but like we did not even get to screen anything? A bunch of nothing burger!!
It sucks because you feel like since they’re reaching out it’s real! No bitch at the game. That’s why I charge for texting. That’s why do you research? That’s why you don’t ask questions. Carrot Dangling. Fantasy Bookers. Time wasting. I mean for fucks sake if you want to chat, it’s no big deal just Send the girl her texting fee. It makes me feel like it is not about the money or that you have a genuine question to ask, when you don’t give money when you’re expected to and you fight it when you know you are supposed - it feels like a power move. It’s like the only thing that you like is the fact that I’m saying no? It’s giving nonconsensual vibes. That is not allowed around here. Gotta cut you off their partner.
I genuinely don’t understand the disconnect. Or the behavior. I am sure that they are telling themselves that I’m a bitch and telling everyone else that I suck. Something stupid. I didn’t even get a chance to be a bitch. 😝
Call me crazy, but I’m gonna keep my legs crossed for any idiot who cannot figure out how to me? They say they’ve been to my site! They watch me only fans! Follow my shit! And all of a sudden, this is too hard??
I do short dates and I do really long dates so it’s not an issue of holding out for only longer dates. I’m just saying figure out how to message me. Why the fuck are you messaging me if you were not?? we should never be talking if I’m not being paid. Aggressive to some people, but it’s not a big deal in the industry. Just a little money it’s like what is the problem??
Throwing money at women! Guys love hookers! Guys love, sexy girls! They live taking us out to dinner and showing us off! They love everything about us. And we love it too! We’re just a bunch of sluts having a good time.
That up there is not a good time. And did not result in good times. Which is just crazy. I want to book 100 guys in a month. Not this! I dropped it right away. And when I give you guys a chance, it always goes nowhere, and then I low-key hate myself for pretending like it might.
But I let it roll off my back cause what if someone awesome is about to text me two minutes later?? I’m back to being hopeful happy! It definitely hi sucks if you get a bunch of these all day and you are still trying to show up as your best self with a smile, and and a titty shot at the ready for whenever the next person messages you. You can wake up with no money and go to sleep with 10K. You can wake up with 20 K on the books and go to sleep with no money. That’s just the industry. You never know
I am and must be on my best behavior at all times.
Doesn’t matter what I gotta deal with. It sucks that
So many dudes just being outright shitty from the get-go and expect it to be totally acceptable. I could definitely ruin some peoples self-esteem and their souls in a heartbeat if I wanted to., I am constantly nice to everyone. I am not actually nice. I am human just like everyone else. I choose too nice and you can choose to be nice too. Showing up and you still being an ass ? You’re being mean to the girl you get off to?
Psychotic!
There’s no way they’re treating women like that in the real world. I only put up with it because it’s my job. I was not being paid, There’s no fucking way I would ever entertain this for a second. I live in the real world. I am well loved in the world! People don’t treat me badly in the real world. When I was at the Super Bowl, you should’ve seen all the men kept coming up to me. Oh my God, they were beside themselves. And I was wearing a red dress from Macy’s and a red chief scrunchie. And I was there fucking Dreamgirl girl!! They did not know that I was Heather Riley. They did not know about my personal success and accomplishments. They just saw me and said oh that is my girl FUCK! And they came up to me and said the greatest things. It happens all the time. Maybe for a lot of people on the Internet this is just Internet. And everything is bullshit. But for me, this is actually real life. Whether I’m on the Internet or not. But I’m Heather Riley or not. Whether you know about any of it or not! 😂
these dudes gonna pretend this is reasonable under any circumstances? i’m pretty sure talking to anyone like this will get you popped in the head.
You definitely never gonna get away with it with me. I’m too awesome. I’m too amazing. I’m too good for you! If you cannot rise to make the expectation then bye-bye!
I can’t imagine why anyone would treat me this way. And I don’t understand how this gets anyone the date that they wanted?? Specially when they make it seem like they’ve done it before. It’s exhausting.. I just want to blow jobs & wear slutty dresses to dinner!
The only question you are allowed to ask me, is for the link to my wish list and what my sizes in Chanel.
But since the men love it when women repeat ourselves all the time, why not continue repeating instead of dining and slutting?! Yay.
Drake, can you explain it to them like they’re five?
Thanks, Drake!
The instructions are very simple. Don’t cock block yourself by being unnecessarily complicated. It genuinely blows my mind that I am real and wonderful, that there are so many guys who are nice and really want to meet me, and then totally dropped the bag with dumb shit like this. 😅
it is literally my job to do this for you. So if I’m saying no, that is bad on your end. I don’t say no!! I’m not your wife! 🤣 it only takes two seconds to screen and book a date. You can book for today or you can book 6 months out. It’s still only takes two seconds! I only announce potential tour dates in advance for the benefit of clients who need the extra. in reality, I can do an in call anytime, I don’t need to prepare. I got a hotel right and takes a few seconds. I got my stuff. I’m ready all the time.
I’m a professional, remember?? I’m actually a professional, not just someone pretending to be. There are very high standards and qualifications that I meet at all times. It’s very much like a Michelin star it’s hard to earn it, but it’s hard. I’m excellent overtime because I’m always perfect in performance and present. Have you looked at me? Do you think this is an accident? Do you think maybe I invested on your behalf? Hmmm anyways….
It definitely only takes me a couple minutes to get a hotel drive over and I can immediately start seeing guys, I can see one guy for 12 hours or 20 dudes back to back to back. It doesn’t matter. I am always available on on-call. I’m always ready to go. I’m Hella good at this shit. You guys never know. It’s very cute! I like it that way. It’s because I’m good at giving you the fantasy that you want. that is not something I see in other people. no ability to compartmentalize anything, especially not truth from reality or fantasy from the job. We’re all supposed to just have a good time. They should never be any problems or drama. Especially because I am super great and I hate fighting. I never take the bait. I have very explicit boundaries regarding healthy and respectful communication. So what the fuck dudes 😅
It’s funny how when the Internet first came out, we used to make fun of people on the Internet as being fat due in their grandmas basements. Then the matrix came out and everything was cool. Social media came out, and everyone became a part of of the Internet. Then celebrities started doing their thing 24 seven and being permanent brands.
The rise of the the influencer came. Miley Cyrus re-invented herself like four or five times. It was awesome. I’m obsessed with her. Anyways. Facebook got a weird and political. Facebook became an old person’s thing. TikTok was all about weird dances. Elon bought Twitter. Mass production of OnlyFans. Mobile banking apps! That shit is nuts. The Internet involved in the most bat crazy ways. I still don’t know if the dress was blue and black or white and gold. And now every single site is super censored. Everything is sanitized and whitewashed. we have gone so far from the hee hee ha ha that guy and grandpa’s basement. Because at least the fat guy in grandma’s basement, it was doing stuff that was fun and interesting. The Internet is so goddamn awful. You can’t write anything. I know I’m getting deleted every two months and having to start over. That’s devastating every time. It seems like such an outrageously inappropriate response to real humans with real consequences or something as simple as words which in America was like the basis of our democracy constitution speech???
In law school, I learned all about free speech. A bumper sticker has more bright and a better quality of life me. I’m not being dramatic. Let me find a link. There’s a case. There’s always sauce!
I look really young, but I’m definitely from a different culture in America. We told dead baby jokes. What I consider to be a harmless silly thing we did back in the day would be considered wildly offensive toddy. Just don’t say a lot of those words anymore as a society. It’s weird when you do. It’s like when I’m traveling outside of Chicago and I see somebody in a Chiefs or Jayhawks jersey! I’m not looking for it and I do not expect it, but holy God, I see it right away! And I want to react. It’s primal.
I also grew up in a time where people always had different opinions, but could say whatever fucked up shit they wanted to and have a conversation intelligently. I was taught that example. I am a litigator and I know how to craft arguments. So all means I don’t understand how we are in such a restrictive sanitized environment. It may not be obvious obvious when you look at Cardi B, women’s liberation is awesome, but honestly, we are kind of fucked right now in the overregulation of the Internet. I don’t want to be another sex worker on the Internet bitching about Fosta/Sesta - but I definitely am, and I have T-shirts so I’m gonna go take a picture for you. What’s a bad bitch with that picture evidence?? we will come back to this another time.
Or as my favorite school professor said - “put a pin in it.” so we’ll go ahead and put a pin up on the mental billboard of things to circle back to at another date. With my ADHD, Good luck. 😂
I wanna talk to you about these DM’s and wasteful messages! If youre are a good client then you would know how to contact me appropriately. You wouldn’t send any of these stupid things. If you want to talk to me, you would send me a cash app first. You would be supporting me openly on social media on only fans and already buying me things off of my wish list
For surprises! You would already be offering to cover bills that I might need to send me on a spa day because you would want me to have a massage and for me to get my nails done. You were either good or not! It’s from the very beginning. The man will show you who he is.
If you’re doing this shit it’s because you hang up and that makes you high-risk as dangerous person. Because despite your huge hangup, you’re still trying to meet up with me? I would never do that. If someone gives me a red flag, I’m out! So you obviously take behavior. But the couple of times I ever gave someone the benefit of the doubt and tried to give them the opportunity to book despite appropriately, and never worked. They were with me. I stopped checking DM years ago. And I stopped responding to certain types of client behavior years ago because it is never going to result in a good client for me or a safe experience for me. And that my friend is why not all money is good money.
it sucks that that’s your mindset when I’m in the mindset that you’re going to be good fun and a good use of my time! Kind of takes the wind out of you when you realize how that person views you individually and that’s why they’re treating you like like that. Sucks. I feel weird because I’m glad it didn’t work out, but I wish it would have. Complicated. just follow the rules in the first place.
It’s kind of funny because you would think that not having money is the reason why you can’t see escorts. But these guys want to see escorts and cannot because they do have money?
They’re just miserable man cunts! I’m expecting a message with a full introduction date, details screening deposit all of that because that’s how it’s always done. Guys always have their thing that they do for girls! It is so much fun to find out what thing is! No more silver Dollar man please. No one wants a silver Dollar and there’s too many you guys doing silver dollars. Respectfully please just tip cash, property, or hermes.
It actually sucks for me too, by the way. I fucking hate it. I wake up every morning, so excited to see who I might meet! And I want you to have the privilege of meeting me. That is so cool! I’m Heather Riley!! I am in this industry. I am the result of another time. I’m a rockstar from when we were Rockstars. Boards aren’t coming back so there will never be more.
Luckily, I’m here with you now! I hope to be here for another 10 years. This is my life’s work, and I am very passionate about it. There is no exit for me. Take that as you will. Let’s make the most of our time together instead of doing some Fuckery that makes everybody grumpy. We don’t want grumpy faces! We want ugly cum faces. (Mine are the best.)
If you see me online, send me a message the appropriate way! (if you see me in person, turn around, walk away no, you did not! You saw nothing M. You say nothing. You did not see a fucking thing. That is the only response.) If you fucked up, reach out with an apology and try again. If you miss me, you better be in my inbox. If I’m on your wish list, I better be on your Christmas list!😉
And if you fucked up, I have an apology fee.🥰
Heather Riley does not say no. Heather Riley says how much.
Send me a tip on Cash app if you’d like reading this and if you learned something today! CashApp, if you think I’m a big dumb idiot and you want to correct me, I only take corrections in cash.
AVAILABLE NOW in Chicago! Hit me up I might be available today if you play your cards, right.
Have you seen my ad is offering a tour to your city, pre-book a great date to confirm the tour!! or I will let it roll over into the next month until y’all get your shit together,🤭
Everyone loves to see a girl thriving in the industry. Show some love and let’s have an awesome time together.
I’ll take good care of you. You can bet on that!
I put these dumb losers in their place because it is how I show respect to the good clients who do everything right and make this career so wonderful.
I’m probably not supposed to, but I just love my guys. I love them from my little hooker heart.
If you’re looking at me now, I hope to be looking at you soon! Let’s get a little face-to-face action in. 😍
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