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October 1st? Surprise! 👻

  • Oct 1
  • 2 min read
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🎃 I hope I made you laugh today. I hope I made you horny, too. I’m a girl of many skills. I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you come, and then I’ll make you leave! 😘


Ta Da!! 🎩 The magic never fails. ✨

It’s spooky officially season. Who wants to get pumpkins and then rail me while we carve them? I have a recipe for pumpkin seeds. Want to see how many times you can make me come before the timer goes off? Maybe we’ll even find a pumpkin that looks like a booty hole at the pumpkin patch. I pinky promise we can do dirty things with it. 😈

We can even go to a haunted houses - there are so many scary ones in the Chicago area. Or we can buy those slasher ghost face mask, and make some freaky porn at home. If there was ever a time to let your freak flag fly, honey this is it! Let me know what you wanna role-play and I’ll be a good little ghoul for you.

If you just want some togetherness without the chaos, it’s a wonderful time to get together for a social date and catch up with each other.

Did I mention it’s football season, too? Maybe you’re a traditionalist and just wanna spend the day at the casino with a hot girl and a tiny little dress. Maybe you have a new Michelin star in mind and want to experience with me. Maybe you don’t know what to do and you’re waiting for me to give you a bunch of really cool ideas. Don’t worry I got you covered.

We have so many opportunities for fun dates this October. November is just around the corner and I already have lots of plans for us! December just gets even crazier. So make sure that you prioritize your dates with Heather to make the most out of this incredible opportunity to experience and incredible life and to fall in love with the intensity of two highschoolers that just can’t keep their hands off of each other!


💖 Heather Riley, Chicago GFE


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