Kansas City, Here I Come!
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They got some crazy little women & I’m gonna get me one…. Heather Riley 😍
Hey Kansas City ❤️ Your Baby Girl is coming home! Not forever, but I was thinking of coming home regularly for a night or two to play with you, boys.
What do you think about Nov 28?
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❤️💛 {KC> 💛❤️
I have added Kansas City as a home base on Tryst because I would like to Reconnect with the incredible people in my hometown that help me launch my wonderful career so many years ago. As a non-touring provider, I rarely get to spend any time with people from Kansas City or have any opportunities to go back. I’m almost afraid that being away for over seven years that may be everybody Forgot me. But every now and then I still get messages from people who say that they have been following my career since my Backpage days in Kansas City.
I have been an elite under the radar companion for five or six years, so that means that while everybody is thriving on social media and requires social media in order to work and prove legitimacy, It is the exact opposite for me as an elite under the radar companion. It is one of the greatest accomplishments of my career.
Since it’s the holiday season, can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want? Good girls get presents. Bad girls are the present….
However, I am trying to rejoin social media because there are so many new people in the industry and lots of general shifts that I would like to be a part of it again instead of living in my own little world. I have so much to teach and many stories to share, but I would love to start reconnecting with all of my friends fans, clients and The silent wonderful supporters who have always kept me going through throughout the years! The most important thing to me right now is the people. The incredible men and women of the industry are the ones that I carry in my heart and the ones that mean the most to me because they are the only reason I was able to accomplish so much and give my children. The beautiful lies that they so strongly deserved that I never could have done on my own.
Sorry for forgetting a little sappy on you guys - I’m known for my outrageous behavior and being incredibly funny all the time! But I definitely wanted to just make sure that everyone knew that first and foremost, the people themselves are the precious gifts that I hold dear to my heart and I am so excited to finally connect with Old and New Friends In the Kansas City area. Who doesn’t love being spoiled with a pile of designer gifts? I absolutely love it. But after more than a decade in this industry, I will be honest with you - it’s the people I cherish the most. I’m as surprised as you are. I had no idea you guys would become so important to me. And in many cases that have become my closest and the best friends that I could ever ask for. It’s not all bullshit. The connections we make our very real. You can feel it when we touch, right? I feel you’re lingering fingerprints on my body long after we partways. I am grateful for every single person I have met in the industry, but I am absolutely humbled by the men who have chosen me as their provider girlfriend for the past 5 to 10 years. I never knew love could feel so good. All right, enough of that sappy shit, let’s get back to tits and ass! I have a perfect hour glass body that never disappoints. We don’t fuck with the lights on here. I want you to see every inch of me before you devour me into your sexy little fuck doll. (Who knew both things could be true at the same time about the same person? You guys have taught me so much about what’s possible in exploring my sexuality and teaching me what I like…. Turns out it ALL. )
No, I am not moving back to Kansas City! Chicago is still my home. But I would love to start reconnecting with the men and women in Kansas City so that I can build up a friend and fan base - So that I can regularly Tour Kansas City (perhaps on a monthly basis)!
I just love Kansas City so much and after having so much fun in Chicago and doing all of these wonderful FMTYs, I realize that I am just feeling a little homesick. Nothing would make me happier than spending one weekend a month in Kansas City! I talk about Kansas City so much that people tell me I should go back to Kansas City lolololol I constantly explain that while I love Kansas City and I had an incredible childhood and upbringing in the area, I just don’t wanna live there! However, all of my family and friends live in Kansas City and I miss them quite terribly. The perfect solution is to Start advertising in Kansas City so that I can build a client base and also get to see my best friends every time I come into town.
The day I moved out of Kansas City and relocated to Chicago a client said, “Why Do all the good ones end up leaving???”
Well, I’m back now, baby! I can’t wait to see you. Did you miss me? Nobody knows how to have fun in Kansas City like I do. Not only does everybody know me (The real me, not the Heather Riley me) - I went VIRAL TWICE in Kansas City before I ever became a World famous elite international Luxury companion!
and if you haven’t seen me in a while - Holy shit, I got hot! 😍
Introduce yourself, handsome. The girl of your dreams is a Jayhawk. I’ve been waiting for you. And since you’re here, I know you’ve been looking for me. I’m one of a kind cuteness. I’m about to blow your mind. I’m not just a pretty face who is well educated and adorably successful - I fuck like my life for depends on it… on the way to the theater.
The only thing I like to make for dinner as a reservation. I am the ultimate companion for enjoying a meal. I used to offer dinner dates at four hours with two hours in public two hours in private, but I cannot do that anymore. I firmly believe that a dinner date should be at least six hours. I have been known to shut down many restaurant. I am rare type of companion who knows how to have a conversation, enjoy a delicious menu, & makes the time of flyby in the eye. Yes dinner date should absolutely be a solid six hours. In fact, you should spend the whole day with me. Even then, it will never be enough time together. You’ll be booking your second date before our first one is even done. I have been told by many client that I date of their life, both in the industry and in their personal life. Yes, you’re looking and yes, you found me. I chased Michelin stars and steak but I have been flown all over the United States by clients who insist that I eat at very specific restaurants because they know how much I would enjoy it. There are so many ways to plan an incredible date, but planning a travel date specifically to share one of your favorite Meals? Did you even know that was possible? Didn’t I tell you that I was going to bring out the best possible version of you and change your life forever? This is not fantasy my love. Book the flight. Book the girl. Book the restaurant. The only regret you will ever have is not doing it sooner!
❤️💙 RCJH 💙❤️
❤️💙 Beak ‘Em 💙❤️
HOW “KANSAS CITY” WORKS
adding KC as a home base city living in Chicago:
When you see Kansas City listed as a homebase on my Tryst ad, mentioned in a email blast or a newsletter or a blog post, or even if I candidly offer it on social media to see if there are any fish bitin - The ad itself, my website, plus social media all puts me in Chicago. That is because I am an established hometown Chicago Girl. I live and work in Chicago full-time year-round. It’s been wonderful because people either live here or their work brings them to Chicago at one point or another, so I am in a wonderful opportunity to meet so many different people both local and those just passing through.
BUT K A N S A S C I T Y???? This is your opportunity as a potential gentleman client or Couple,who lives in near or around Kansas City to reach out to me to introduce yourself. I want to make real connections so that I can put you on my suitor/client list specifically of Kansas City Clients, couples, etc. I offer everything from GFP to PSE to BDSM to gangbangs to social dates to life coaching, etc. I have many virtual options for the two of us to enjoy getting to know each other before we finally meet in Old KC. Please do not see Kansas City listed and then get annoyed I’m not currently in the city. There’s nothing I can do with the way Tryst is set up, but I am always happy to grab your attention. 😇
I have not had any ads, social media or any sort of Presence in the Kansas City area as Heather Riley in a very long time so this is a general and ongoing Opportunity for me to make my presence known in my favorite hometown ofKansas City to establish alist of gentleman callers, Couples, Female clients, disabled clients, and incredible men who are looking for a real passport ready international travel companion to join them on some super cool exciting once in a lifetime opportunity bucketlist experiences, like traveling and concerts and classy shit like art, basil or exploring new cities like Paris or even taking a fabulous cruise where we turn our phones off and forget about life for a while. Anything you can dream of is What I specialize in making happen and come true. Not only do I want all the men in Kansas City, but since I know that they’re always been traveling to Kansas City I hopefully will catch the eye of traveling clients who work in Kansas City regularly, one of my most favorite regulars from back in the day was a guy from Denver who worked at Hallmark. Oh, I will never forget that man. Once I get excited about a client as a person, I am always excited every single time they reach out to me no matter what they wanna do. He would finger me in the car on the way to dinner and I would drench the front seat and the car was always leather! That naughty boy always made me sit in my own cum before we went out for dinner. Oh my goodness, I could just not get enough of that man. All these years later and I’m still hungry for him… 🥵
But back to posting ads and making myself known once again in Kansas City…. Once the KC client list Grows to the point Offering to visit Kansas City regularly, I will be all yours too enjoy as often as you like! I’m always down for one hours and two hours, but I feel like if I’m coming to Kansas City we should always be having fun Kansas City style because there’s always something super fun to do. It would be the shame of a lifetime to miss an opportunity to have a blast with Heather Riley in Kansas City. March madness is coming up and KU wins my bracket every year! I once had to show my titties at Kelly’s for losing my bracket. We can actually go to Lawrence for a game and then hit up Johnny’s for endless B Wheats! The chiefs stadium stairs are way too scary for me so if you don’t mind, I would love to have a bitch and tailgate party for 12 hours instead of heading inside for the game. I’ve had so many people that I just loved doing dates with in my early days in Kansas City and I truly hope that we can get together again. Only this time Heather is a lot more trouble than she was the last time around. Bazooka is anyone? Come to think of it, is the outhouse still open? Bazookas is better because they have a bar and cigar lounge next-door. I am always down for a trip to world of fun, but I refuse to go to Schlitterbahn. Although a day at Hollywood Casino and then heading over to the race track could be a lot of fun if you want to get a little white trash with me! Oh, I could talk about all the fun possibilities of things to do in Kansas City forever.
The more people who reach out with interest in Kansas City, the quicker I will be able to start posting “tour”/“visiting” dates to Kansas City!
So if you see my ad start to apear, please don’t quietly watch. This is not the time to be a patient wolf! It’s time to be the big bad hungry wolf within. Do yourself (and everyone else) a favor and introduce yourself to me to be placed on my list of Kansas City clients. You are just a short drive away and I can literally come any anytime! since people prefer dates planned in advance instead of spur of the moment trips, I will refrain from being too horny and commit to one or two days a month for Kansas City gentlemen. But if you are an impatient wolf, Feel free to invite me down for a private afternoon or an entire weekend together. But generally speaking, the plan is to make Kansas City trips a regular thing (such as the third weekend of every month or Perhaps the gentleman in Kansas City don’t do weekend dates they only do dates on Wednesday/Thursdays.) I am flexible in many delightful sinful ways, my darlings. I am ready to come to you whenever you are ready to have me. However, romance takes planning and fortune favors the bold!
I’ll let you in on a little secret - Many times I have clients pre-pay deposits for 4 to 10 dates in advance to demonstrate their genuine intent of seeing me regularly. If you are one of those planners, then you can be the deciding factor of when I visit because I respect & reward that sort of effort! Men who make it a priority to put me and keep me in their lives are the most incredible human beings I have ever met. I did not know that men could be so wonderful until I joined the industry. The more men invest in me, the more I invest in them. I have been through all stages of life with my clients from (1) virginity to (2) being with them through years of pain, hardship, and anguish losing a loved one and (3) I have also been chosen as someone’s last. I have been many men’s first - but I have only been one man’s last. Dates with me are life-changing in the most beautiful and unexpected ways - whether for an afternoon or for a lifetime, I will put magic back into your life. I will make you dream the impossible and then turn it into your reality. It’s not fiction. It’s not marketing. It’s simply the truth about dating Heather Riley. Like I said, I am the luxury. Each and every one of you is a cherished person I am honored and privileged to make happy. I give you the gift of life you didn’t know as possible.
NOW…. Occasionally, I have people just quietly monitoring my ads in Kansas City who don’t act on it and then wonder why I never come. Are we still doing that same song and dance 10 years later? I have several memes for this! 😝 I don’t know who taught *you* industry client etiquette, however when a provider posts potential tour dates to a city, clients are expected to immediately start sending in booking requests so that the tour is booked out - to the point where providers are adding on additional days to accommodate additional requests!
I have definitely seen several tweets about how it is both FMTY season & Semi-Exclusive Arrangement season. I am seeing list of date ideas 50 suggestions deep. Let’s live life to the fullest and make everybody jealous of our happiness!
What I want to avoid: when people get stuck in a loop Of “when are you coming?/When are you booking?” I personally do not tour as a provider, I am an established homebase Chicago Girl, but I have always traveled to be a FMTY or Sponsored Tours. Even when I was a nationally touring Provider, this has been a policy of mine of minimal bookings to confirm a tour has been in placefor at least 15 years. I can’t think of a single established companion who doesn’t have the same policy. Every single touring girl you see online only went to that location because of pre-booked dates that made the trip worth it. Nobody ever just shows up randomly, hoping that somebody will contact them. So you see, With A minimum of pre-booked dates To look forward to, I am a guaranteed great time, and I always make enough space for those who silly boys who decided to go ahead and book a date last minute after I confirmed I was coming.
While my rates are significantly higher today than they were 10+ years ago, I have absolutely been monitoring the industry in Kansas City and I see that The gentlemen have no problem paying for high-end providers. Hilariously I don’t ever see high-end providers in Kansas City. There is one girl in particular who likes to brag about the way she is treated, but it’s absolutely embarrassing to witness. The silly thing about that is that no one is better than anyone else, but as soon as a person thinks that they are better than someone, they are immediately never going to be better because they are low class petty and if you’re from Kansas City, then let’s just say she’s giving William-Chrisman, Van Horn, & Central. But she does claim to spend time in Atlanta, which makes much more sense when you look at her, when you analyze her disgusting behavior, and how blatantly obvious she does not belong in Kansas City at all because there is nothing in Kansas City about her. I should know, I spent my entire life in Kansas City and nobody knows Kansas City culture better than me. I went viral TWICE for being from Kansas City!
I apologize for your lack of options of high-end providers or in general a huge lack of high quality providers regardless of high end and low end. The-only two beautiful girls I know are constantly touring and are never in KC. There is not much I can do about that because I left too. As a time on a tradition goes, All of the good ones leave! Every time somebody ask if I have a recommendation for a provider in Kansas City eye on and genuinely have to say no. Clients looking for providers such as myself will never find anyone in Kansas. This awful girl thinks Kansas City is the upgrade to her life but her attitude, imaginary social standing, and the horrible ugly way she treats clients - I feel so terribly bad for the gentleman in Kansas City because they deserve so much more!
This is the reason why so many men don’t hobby in Kansas City! Many KC hobbyists only book girls when they are traveling for work. I remember how many men were so thankful for me while I was still in Kansas City before I relocated to Chicago. I had so many providers from all over the United States Recommending Kansas City clients booking me whenever they were home. I absolutely loved all of my gentlemen in Kansas City. I really am looking forward to reconnecting with old friends and making new friends in the city that started it all for me. While some girls might be Camden, Kearny, or Raytown - I’m a classic Rockhurst, Sion, Theresa’s, & Pembrook. I’m opening day at the K. I’m red Friday no matter where I am. I’m the big slick. I’m south stand at sporting Kansas City. I took art lessons at the Nelson. I have season passes to the Kansas City repertoire. I’m first Fridays. I’m a night at the Kaufman Center for performing arts. I’m a night at the boom boom in Westport. I am in the Cinderella carriage on the plaza when the lights get turned on. I’m constantly at a show at the Midland or Sandstone. I’m making out under the fireworks at the American Royal BBQ. I’m sitting in the grass eating a picnic at Shawnee Mission Theatre in the park or comfortably in a seat at Starlight. I’m the girl holding onto your arms so tightly while we wait in line for the edge of hell in the west bottoms. And the girl camping outside for 24 hours with some of our friends trying to get really good seats at the Phog. I’m the girl who knows where the secret sunflower field farm is for the greatest pictures you’ve ever seen. I’m the girl who’s been in every single Kansas City athletic parade every time we’ve won - when you look at a picture of the crowds, just remember: I’m one of those dots. I’m the girl grabbing a steaks from McGonagle’s for dinner. I’m the girl who has a big ass house down at the Ozarks. I am absolutely Kansas City as fuck because I can tell you exactly which parish I go to - Kansas City is at church kind of town and if you don’t belong to one of our churches… do you even belong and Kansas Kansas City if you don’t belong one of our churches? I’m the girl who grew up with a very healthy yet aggressively, intense border war when Chase Daniel’s was still a hot mess and everybody hated each other during game time and became best friends again when the game was over. I’m definitely one of the first people to ride the train when it was first installed. I’m definitely the girl who’s wardrobe is 99% Charlie Hustle. I’m the girl who likes to get her barbecue from a gas station. I’m the girl who actually likes going to places like science city and doing underground paintball in the caverns. I’m the girl who knows without a doubt in my mind that topsys will always be better than Garrett’s or Nuts on Clark. I am the girl who likes to go salsa dancing once a week at Harras. And I will always be the girl who knows that the only other city in the world that has more fountains than Kansas City is Rome itself. (Fun Fact: one of the seven gates of hell is in Kansas City, it’s in Stull Cemetery.) As anyone who grew up in Kansas City knows - Kansas City is the best place to party when you are under age. Whenever your party gets busted up by the police? All you gotta do is run across state line! Us Kansas City people are full of equal parts Jesus Christ and The Devil himself. I may have boldly used a fake ID to get inside KC PNL when it first opened - the cop just looked at it and said whatever go on in. You can tell immediately when somebody is not from Kansas City. You boys deserve the best thing that has ever come out of Kansas City - Me, Heather Riley.
I will make this offer once - if I get enough interest and can sell out either two different tours or one multi day tour the Kansas City, I will offer a special Kansas City rate separate from my typical Chicago rate. But I know you sneaky bitches becoming up here to Chicago and booking us at our Chicago rates… let’s just see what happens! I don’t have high rates because I want to be low volume. I don’t know why girl say that. I have high rates because I earned them. But I also love being high volume. I love a whole bunch of guys who are excited to meet me! And dates always get better The more often you meet each other. You show up with a gift and a card and a bottle of my favorite champagne and I know that we are always gonna have a fucking blast. I wanna be a pillow princess all day getting fucked silly and come home with arms, full of presents! That is truly the life for me. Oh my God, I just love being a beautiful woman! Respectfully, disrespect me…
As someone who is incredibly famous and recognizable in Kansas City as an individual pprivate person, I can’t imagine this unnecessarily mean little outsider twat actually lives in Kansas City because there’s nothing Kansas City about her. She knows nothing about our culture and she does not even have our mannerisms customs or social graces. As a lifelong Kansas City and I have never met anyone so terribly rude, uncouth, and a general piece of shit human being in the first place. Nobody in Kansas is mean! Everybody is inclusive and makes everybody feel welcomed and at home, no matter where you are. It’s clear as day she didn’t grow up there and from her most recent social media posts - she actually made the comment that for as long as she’s been there, she’s never recognized another person out in public. That’s just so fucking wild to me because I can’t go 2 feet without running into people I know. Even when I don’t see anyone I know, my phone is always flooded with text messages saying “hey girl I saw you!” Kansas City is such a small freaking town. It takes 20 minutes to get from one side to the other. How is it possible She’s never recognized another human being? She does not live there. She did not grow up there. She does not have any friends. and she thinks so highly of herself that she doesn’t even make the effort to have a social circle in a place where she claims she lives. How is it possible for someone like me to exist in the same place as someone like her and have completely different life experiences? That’s some weird shit, right?
All things considered, It’s quite bizarre that she would be fucking cunty to a real & beloved Kansas City girl that has offered her friendship multiple times despite knowing she’s not the type of person, I would be friends with under a regular circumstances. I have always offer industry people friendship because there are so few of us and I would rather us be friends, then be enemies. I am not the type of person to have any hate in my heart. And sometimes mean people are just hurting really badly on the inside and just need a person to be kind to them so that don’t feel so alone anymore. I always have love, kindness and forgiveness to share. She has been straight up awful to my face for so many years and yet I still offered her friendship and tried to get her excited about my potential regular return to Kansas City. My enthusiasm and excitement for all things Kansas City and just my zest for life is incredibly contagious. But you poor boys in Kansas City don’t have any options for quality providers, and the only two girls I can think of are constantly touring. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT! The standard of excellence is so much higher gentlemen. She’s so fucking awful online in general and towards other sex workers constantly - what makes you think she likes you and is not you and tearing you down constantly behind your back. That is the kind of girl who would never ever survive the barrier into the industry. Class, elegance, poise, charm, communication skills, social presentation, being the kind of person you want to be seen in public with - she is none of that. Lipstick on a pig is still a pig. A donkey with enough attention thinks it’s a lion. Twitter makes her feel like she’s important pretty and insightful and potentially intellectual, but outside of Twitter it all goes away because it was illusion in the first place. As for me, I am the most incredible woman you have ever seen walk into a room. I get noticed everywhere I go. People cannot stay away from me. Even here in Chicago, people will come up to me and ask for a photo because they already assumed that I’m famous. She never recognizes anyone in public? It seems like no one’s ever recognized her either. However, I cannot go anywhere without being constantly recognized. My first week in Chicago, I was immediately recognized when I went out with a girlfriend to a bar. In Kansas City, I can’t even go to Hy-Vee or drive down Shawnee Mission Parkway or hit up Oakpark Mall without seeing multiple people. This analysis between a fake Kansas City girl and a real authentic genuine absolutely fantastic Kansas City girl - it’s fucking unreal. I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1, million times, I have no competition because there is no one else like me in the entire world. I am the rarest most elusive escort in the industry. But no matter what you call me, I will always be a small town girl from Kansas City. That’s what people love most about me. ❤️
What Miss runs her mouth doesn’t understand about the culture in Kansas City, is that we absolutely practice the fine art of being the perfect host and most gracious polite helpful stranger who always goes out of their way to help anybody, regardless if were friends or if we’re strangers - and THEN we talk mad shit behind your back after we part ways, but we’re always polite to your face! That’s just our way in Kansas City. Embarrassingly, she’s just someone playing pretend As high-end escort Online - when you can clearly see, there’s nothing high-end about her, it’s absolutely embarrassing to witness her bullshit while women like me and Elie Became board era established industry Rockstars! Girls like us are still incredibly sexy, whereas girls like that are frumpy and loafers and oversize cardigans, then plants and blurred out faces…. It’s really hard to disappoint someone with your looks when they have nothing to compare it to! LOL
I have never met a girl who blurred her face who is pretty. Pretty girls always show their face. That is fucking facts. But for as hard and as long as my girl has to tour 24/7 and she still only lives in Kansas City, I am always very confused about what’s going on with her. Youre supposed to go from being small local to star national touring to relocating to a big city to be a homebase girl. I am not sure why she has to be constantly touring nonstop. What kind of life is that? she’s older than me and I’m not sure what she’s doing with her life. She had already left Kansas City when I left, but my children were very young and now my kids are grown. Her situation has still not changed and that makes me feel very confused. Then I start wondering if she sees the same amount of clients I do or if she only sees one person or I’m not really sure. A lot of clients have told her how great I am, but no one has ever said anything to me about her. I wonder where she went to high school in KC because that would probably explain a lot. I was nice to her a lot over the years and apparently a lot of guys have seen me and then talked about how awesome I am to her. Shes is not very nice either. Isn’t that wild? She was very short and said that she hears great things about me from clients - but no friendship, no follow back, no support, absolutely excluding me knowing we share the same fan base but quietly in front of your face so you don’t know that she’s being awful and keeping me from you. We share photographers, We’re both Kansas City girls, She’s had a lot of of my clients, I have no idea why we can’t be friends. IRL, I’m friends with everybody, which is why everyone in Kansas City knows me! Whatever, I’m gonna keep offering though! I gave Kady an opportunity to be friends too. But I guess jealousy is just a small town disease. I have met so many women living in Chicago and I absolutely love welcoming new girls to the City and taking them out and showing them all of our things. I’m not a jealous person. I love seeing my friends, win and thrive. I was just hoping that those two girls, or I guess three, would be at least polite enough to be fake friends. C’est la vie.
I adorably found a post on Eccie From 2019 or 2020, Somebody was looking really hard for a “high-end” escort asked Kati (Of all fucking people holy shit) if Jaycee Rivers Had to come out of retirement yet. I am so blessed to say that even now in 2025, I am still close friends with Jaycee (Who is never coming back to the industry) And I am friends with Kati (I was so excited to see that she was still active!!). It blew my mind that Jaycee was the Standard of high-end providers because she never claimed to be high-end, nor is there anything high end about her. I adore her, but she was just another one of us Kansas girls. Whoever was looking for Jaycee and thought of her as high-end, that guy is an adorable little idiot. I hope he found someone although whenever I look through options, I know the Pickens are fucking slim to none.
Even my favorite Kansas City couple that provided services together on P411 left Kansas City!! But since I’ve noticed girls touring Kansas City over the past couple of years (that is so fucking weird, it blows my mind. What the hell are they doing? Nobody has ever toured Kansas City before.) I feel like Kansas City has sent up the bat signal and Heather Riley is here to save the day with my pretty pretty pussy.
Me, On the other hand, I’m literally the epitome of the most high class high and most successful accomplished, absolutely stunningly, gorgeous, perfect body with a heart of gold, Elite, rare impossible to find luxury companion - not because I surround myself with luxury terminology or designer things, it’s actually because who I am as an individual, the unique qualities within me that men are constantly looking for is what makes me a luxury. With these new Internet, Twitter girls don’t understand is that what makes me a luxury provider is that I am the luxury. It’s a concept they cannot understand. They have always been skinny blonde women in the industry, charging astronomical rates. But there has never been in me - there has never been Heather Riley. That is why I got pulled off of back page pulled onto the board and skyrocketed through the industry. It is what makes me the rarest escort alive. It was not something I knew about myself and it’s not something I ever said out to be - it is the gift of the title bestowed upon me by the boards clients & industry as a whole. I have been given many titles that I have earned through years of excellence. The process that made me the incredible once in a lifetime experience is now gone, which means there will never be another girl like me ever again. Everything that made the industry great is gone - except for me, and goonies never say die!
But lucky for you, I am still young, beautiful, horny, and always down to fuck! That’s right I can say fuck. I have two advanced degrees. I am one of Kansas City’s finest of all time. I went to the right church and I am associated with the right people. Hell yeah, I can say fuck all I want. It’s fun being a bad girl with an innocent face. It’ll get your dick extra hard. The only people who have to watch their mouth in order to be considered classy are poor people who have no class to be begin with. It’s so funny. That’s why Donald Trump gets to say grab them by the pussy. I grew up playing at my friends houses off of Ward Parkway. You know that big fucking mansion that looks like the Nelson? One of my sorority sisters. You can immediately tell who doesn’t belong by the way they try to fit in. I can say fuck because this is my world. Don’t you know that the richer and more privileged you are the more outrageous your behavior is tolerated? I’m talking about the general you. I absolutely grew up next to that huge fucking house on Shawnee Mission Parkway that was built by the porn producer who then built a second huge fucking mansion, literally in the backyard for his son to live in! I’ll pretending to be classy to position yourself as better than anyone else is so low class to begin with. Absolutely delusional because of a little bit of chat around the Internet when she freely admits that she’s a nobody in real life. Can’t say the same thing about me!
Oh my sweet darling, dirty boys in Kansas City - I’m sorry I made you wait so long! The baby girl is making you a priority and I would love to start visiting regularly to show you what a real woman looks like. Your life definitely needs an upgrade. I mean, half of you guys either work on the sprint campus or cerner. I am everything you deserve and more.
If you only think of me as Heather Riley from Chicago, let me remind you of my roots: If you remember me from my backpage days, I was absolutely nothing special to look at nor was I interesting and I was working in trade. It was the kindness, compassion, and absolutely incredible intangibles about who I am as an individual. Im just a loving sweet midwestern belle, as a real authentic genuine Perfect dream girlfriend you’ve always wanted. And over the past 10+ years, I have been consistently wonderful and making men the best versions of themselves that they didn’t even know who was possible. I was always just trying my hardest to be perfect for you Because I wanted you to be happy. And in return men all over the world decided that I should be happy too. 😍
If you thought I was something wonderful before, My love, you should see me now. I will make you hungry in ways you never thought possible. I will awaken something inside you Feared long gone. I will reignite the virility, passion, and Make every Inch of you tingle With excitement of what is to come and of all that Is possible, Because a woman like me is not the kind of woman to experience once oh no, I am the kind of woman you’ll never meet again and you must experience as many times as possible because the quality of your life matters and no one else on earth can give you the incredible gift that I offer you today.
Kansas City, Heather Riley Is coming home 💖
Heather Riley
The Gentleman’s Choice Companion
💙 My Kansas City Announcement Video 💙
Pay heed, all who enter: Beware the Heather Riley
If you went to Mizzou, KSU, Wichita shockers, CTU, UMKC, Truman, Park, William Jewel, Pittsburgh, OSU, OU, or JCCC - I forgive you. I have had a long standing rule of wearing matching outfits whenever I go out with clients - however I absolutely would never be caught dead in those outfits. You would have to pay me 30K to put on a Mizzou shirt!
Baby girl only wears the crimson & the blue! 💙❤️
BULL - HAWK - WHEEL
PS. I have recently joined and been verified by Velvet22! It seems like a beautiful site. I really like it.
I have also been verified by Happy Escorts:
I am recently verified by Xlamma:
I have also been approved and verified for TOB & TNR. OurHome2 seems to be online, but I don’t actually think it is up and running anymore. I can’t login and can’t get a response from customer support. Eccie is my home board and I recently logged into it, but I have not been able to sign in this week and I have not gotten a single response from Eccie customer service either.
I sent RS2K an email for their advertising packages, but have not heard back which is highly unusual. I have also submitted my profile to McCoys Guide and I am still waiting for a response. Don’t all these people know that I am not a patient woman?! 😝
I will let you know when these profiles are up and running! 💖 Heather@HeatherRileyXO.com
Men of Chicago - I have availability for you this week & I would love to host an Incall from our favorite place in Rosemont!!
Men of Kansas City - contact me now to get on my Kansas City client list. I am currently scheduled to come 11/28!
Men of Indianapolis - if this format or structure works for Kansas City I’m coming for you next!
Men of Detroit, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Los Angeles, Miami, NYC - I’m coming for you too.
Don’t see your city listed? Not a problem. I’m available to come anywhere you are. From Duluth to Biloxi - baby I’m all yours, just say the word.
Feeling inspired not sure what to do? Don’t worry I got you covered. I am an incredible itinerary curator. Let me show you what this mouth can do!
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